What in the name of Sors do you think you're doing? Oh, you want to hear a fantasy story? One of Kings and Queens, or maybe one of Hobbits and Dwarves, maybe an unlikely hero finds a sword in a stone and saves the world...would you like that? Well too bad you selfish brat! If I'm going to tell you a story I'll do it on my time, how I like...so sit down, shut up and prepared to be onslaughted by confusion and frustration as I weave you a story...a true story...a bitter sweet story...of someone I cared for immensely...this is the story of an orphan boy...but not just any boy...my boy.