Oh, good. You came. I didn't think that you would. Okay, so, my name is Nebraska. I am telling you this story. Yes, me. So listen up. This is a romantic, tragic story, so if you don't like that stuff, I recommend putting this book down now. If you are looking for zombies, you will not find them here, and I recommend putting this book down now. If you are looking for... actually, that's about it. So if you are daring to continue, buckle up. Enjoy the ride.