our property

our property

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wifiweirdo By wifiweirdo Updated Aug 10, 2015

it was the day. i was going to ask our korbit ( mrs. korbit, aka korbit morbit ). she was looking for a house and i suggested it. a 143 by 98 ft home. her bedroom had a really big closest, which is why i suggested it. I need a open area to watch her from, but not able to be seen. she snores a lot but i don't mind. one night as i was watching her sleep i noticed her talking. it was risky, but i moved closer. " squidward...don't eat the rotten eggplants! " she yelled. i ran back to the closet and hid. she woke up and and called her friends and said " we should go to that diner that sells fried eggplants at exactly 5:36 tomorrow bye ". and with that she went back to sleep. so peaceful. i touched her face. it was so smooth, but rough. I think she shaved her face. i am 648% sure she is a man but that's besides the point. ily her. 5ever. 
the next day at that diner I sat across from her. i watched her eat that eggplant. I studied her. she was beautiful. he friend said she had to poop bc she ...