"Oh for fucks sake, Jim. What'd you buy her condoms for?" Danny groaned, rubbing his temples. I put the durex packet to one side. What the fuck. "I wanted her to make sure she felt safe, and condoms are very important when it comes to safety." Jim deflected. "Only if she's gonna get fucked," Dan turns to me, "which you won't be, if you behave." The corners of his mouth twitch into a slight smirk before it drops entirely from Jim's protests.✮⋆˙