Navi the fairy makes the biggest mistake of her life when the deku tree sends her to choose a hero, so being sentimental, she decides to choose Billy, (Big mistake) an energetic and annoying boy whose only mission is to marry the beautiful princess Zelda. But when Ganondorf hears about Billy, he kidnaps princess Zelda to turn her gay so they won't get married. Billy must seek out the seven sages, the spiritual stones, and the Ocarina of time to get her back before it's too late. Credit to nintendo for Navi, The deku tree, Saria, Mido, Basically every other character and stuff.