Your name is Bush, you are a lonely weeb who dreams of becoming buff and getting a girlfriend. You spend your days watching anime and playing League of Legends. One day you get up from your chair to take a piss in your piss-bottle as usual... But then you notice there is a pint-sized, blonde-haired girl sitting on your bed... And what's this?! She has cat ears, red eyes, and a fluffy blonde tail?!?! It's the mischievous Neco Spirit, Neco-Arc! This fanfiction follows Bush and his (girl?)friend Neco-Arc in their misadventures throughout his bedroom, the Great Cat's Village, and beyond! "Of course we are just gamer buddies, Arc-chan..." Bush remarked as he won his Clash of Clans raid. Neco-Arc grinned in response and the butterflies in Bush's stomach tickled his heart - could they perhaps be something more? Content warning: Unhealthy amounts of gaming and G-Fuel consumption, never touching grass, handholding