Random "Normal" Shenanigans of the New NEW Squidbeak Splatoon! Warning! Contains snarky remarks, table breaking, and lots of screaming. Oh! And don't forget good ol' familial chaos, even some soft moments. Pearl and Marina adopt Eight, Four is a little shit, and New(Neo) Agent 3 is a single mom to a very feral Smallfry. Oh, and the Captain is a very tired parent. Also in this story Eight is autistic, the Captain is non-binary, and Four jokingly calls Marie mom. Cuttlefish and DJ are an old married couple. Dedf1sh will make an appearance I promise. Callie has way too much energy and takes care of Neo like a responsible mom figure. Marie is very lazy and cocky