" No way." " I know, right?" " Uh-huh." This is OUR conversation; not YOURS. Me and Jennifer are always talking about the guy who lives across from us. He's gay, yes, but is, " semi-devorcing." Crazy, huh? I'm in college, no doubt hate the name...FSU. " What a bummer; gay guys look cute." What did she JUST say? When I mean JUST, it means she's said other MIRACULOUS things. Like," minor setback; cutesy-cutesy!-; far from the PLUM tree." Not DUMB; MIRACULOUS. " If my parents were here, they would smack me." * points her hands towards Jennifer as if she's proving a point. " Because they still think I'm looking out for Padro." PADRO? PADRO. The best FAKE name she can come up with. I've CLEARLY SEEN ( and ) HEARD ( better ) ones. Jake, Mark, Marcus!-, SNAKE! " Yep'a; moved to Australia; betchya' he's a brown fish in a group of green and bluish-pinkish fish." OH. MY. GOD.
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