Part 1 - Dude - introduces us to Dr. Simeon, a biology professor, and Frankie, his stuck-in-the-80s Elven lab assistant who learns the real nature of their research. Part 2 - A Wondrous Thing - gives us a glimpse into Dr. Simeon and Frankie's continuing friendship. I wrote this when I was challenged to write a flash fiction using five very unrelated words and phrases.