Airtight

Are you a suspect in a crime? Assault, robbery, rape, or even murder. Wouldn’t it be nice if the cops had no way to pin it on you? Have you already thought of everything else? You left no fingerprints, no traces of DNA; you’re forgetting one key detail though. Where were you last whatever-day between the hours of not likely?.... And you’re busted! That ‘I was home alone sleeping’ line just isn’t working for you. Well for the right price you might have been at the bar with me that night. Or maybe we were watching the fight in my apartment. Remember it was so loud my neighbors complained. Anyone can give you an alibi but only I can give you an airtight one. So if you find yourself in a sticky situation, need someone to confirm that you wasn’t where you really were. Then call me, Sebastian Monroe and I will be your alibi.