"I would rather marry a tree than fall for you." "To maine na shaadi bola na pyaar. Just asked for a date yaar." "Tere saath date pe jane se pehle meri jutti bhi suicide karna pasand kare. Chal ja." There are people who travel miles and didn't even find love (I don't know why someone would do that though) and there are Bansuri and Krishna who found love just across the street. Buckle your seat belts and get ready for cheesiest love story ever.