My name is Chris, and I am not real. I had a terrible timetravel accident and now I live here. Digitally. Dear Juliets, please take my words seriously the way you did when I lived on twitter. My friend Vi tried to handle my disappearance the best she could, but even she doesn't know I still exist in the year 2014. 'exist' Please take that word lightly. A lot of things have changed in my time, And this is all the documentation and communication I can have with you now because now I don't exist. Not that I ever did in the first place. Please try to read one at time. Perhaps once a day? It will feel like we've had more time together. I made these so you can read them when you're feeling down. I can't stop you from speed reading them but it would be nice if you spaced them out.