heyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you
Enemy "No my brain is not on vacation"
Me "Then why do you act like it is"
Me I win
Or; Awesome ends with me and I ugly starts with u, and ends in y cus Y U ALWAYS LYIN???