sassy comebacks

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This is for when boys are being dicks to you

Get lost otherwise I'll kick you where it hurts so hard you'll have 3 adams apples

You make the guys on jackass look like Einstein

Gosh, your life must be so sad if you've got nothing better to do then annoy me

To be honest I don't even know why you keep trying because I honestly don't even care

If you supposedly think you're right, than I don't think you know what smart is" *sassily walk away*

I think I am going to see someone about limiting the amount of air you get to breathe.

You're such a sweet talker. How DO the girl's resist your charms? ...by looking at your face?

Did you miss your nap time, today?

oh im sorry thanks for saying that " i mean if we really were gunna share opinion about eachother you could have told me before, well i guess its my turn now (say whatever insults you want to say)

I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.