Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not for me to point it out?
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
On a scale of one to ten, you're a no.
I don't need to control my anger, you need to control your habit of pissing me off.
Listen, acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
I'm sorry, but we don't have anything scheduled today in the form of I don't give a fuck. But, I can pencil you in for a go fuck yourself later this afternoon.
I know I should respect you, but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.
I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
Darling, you're so fake, China denied they made you.
You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
Shit happens, I mean, look at your face.
I wish you were a piñata.
YOU ARE READING
sassy comebacks
Randomheyy! this book has sassy comebacks for bullies, ex's that wont leave you alone.. anyone! if you want your sassy comeback in my book then tell me in the comments and i'll put it in but i'll give you the credit! ;P
