Cliches of Wattpad

Cliches of Wattpad

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catlovescats123 By catlovescats123 Completed

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box)
I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh.

Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. 

Okee dokee? :)

Highest rank: Humor #80 ?!?!?!

LuluArab7 LuluArab7 Aug 04
"Mated To The Alpha Seagull"
                              "My Possessive Seagull"
                              "Abused Seagull's Mate" 
                              "Alpha Seagull Wants Me?" 
                              "Living With the Seagull"
Inkmagine Inkmagine Jul 23
Honestly though I crack myself up reading cliche werewolf stories like this and end up with the Nemo seagull's voice shouting "MINE" instead of the character's
I don't know why but every werewolf story I read on wattpad barely had any shifting in it. It's like the characters were only werewolves to cite their pack dynamics as excuses for possessive mates and bullying.
LuluArab7 LuluArab7 Aug 04
Ok id like a French Fry Scened Alpha with a side of gravy. Thank u. Bye.
I'm pretty sure that half (or maybe even ALL) the books in Wattpad contain a HOT guy.
or their heads seemingly scream "MATE" at them but they somehow don't realise what it means. Well done.