Sally"s Seizures

Random Tidbits

This story is not quite finished and I will probably add to this for a long time. I have invented a new form of writing called tidbitting. NEW PART.

Twong and the Chair of Wonder

This story demonstrates one of Twong's most stupid yet hilarious hours.

Poems from my Carpet Lumps

Humorous Poems from a collection of amateur writers

Billy"s Carrot

Billy has sick family. He is under a restraining order from his family and he likes to eat his neighbor"s flowers

Universcrittore's Dictionary of Coolness: Words That Should Be

Hullo! Hullo creatures of the internet! How art thou? Unwell? Ah. Well... I'll soon fix that. Welcome to my super-cool dictionary! It's going to be fun! It's going to be great! It's going to taste like pineapple and honey! Unless you don't like pineapple and honey. Anywho, this is is going to be a collection of words...

TidBits of Spiggles

Imagine... the most amazing thing ever. Its like a mix between the Eiffel Tower, Apple, Edgar Allan Poe, an afro, and the number 934710488384747. Yeah, its that good.

Letters from Geffery the Oober Fat Giraffe

A hilarious story of a giraffe's fatness revealed. *****-Great story.

The Life of a Pencil and the Meaning Of Everything

The prequel to Tea Time (Travel), this is the story of a pencil who undergoes some very philosophical sharpening. He-she-it attempts to discover the meaning of life, fails miserably, and turns into a something that turns into a murder weapon. Adults, beware, this short story contains mature philosophical content only...

Tea Time (Travel)

One humorously cold morning Paul Robert's world is torn apart as aliens invade his life and he is asked to travel through time and space to save a political party. Paul instead saves the universe, but WHOOPS, guess what, that means he has to save every other universe as well. In an exciting race through reality and po...

Doctor Who Quotes

Quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.