History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Ha, Ha, Nice Try. (Discontinued)

UF. Papyrus X Reader Broken and Bloody you arrived in the underground.............. It's pretty much the same, expect something I have yet to figure out. Yeah. Read I guess. (My first undertale fanfic to sorry ahead of time for suckiness.)

High Tech Friend (Next Gen X Reader)

So yeah, I watched Next Gen recently and I really liked it, I kinda have a soft spot for adorable robot movies and just adorable robots in general. I'll do requests if y'all want. ^0^ There may or may not be some 7723 x reader moments in here, Lel.

Sunshine✧ (Cayde-6 x Hunter!Reader)

(I decided to write this hence the fact that Cayde is a beautiful thang.❤Plus, this is dedicated to my friend, and all of the other people crushing on a robot.) You're a Guardian that not many know of. You have no home, only because you spend nearly all of your time traveling from planet to planet. One day, you and y...

Passionate Joker || Cayde-6 x Reader (Destiny)

When you first arrived at The Farm, a place where civilization took place, you met three vanguards and one of them picked your ear the most. Cayde-6, a smart ass joker that shared a lot of things in common with you; but passionate enough about getting you to love him back. || I dont own any Destiny 1 or 2 data or cha...

Trollhunters Boyfriend Scenarios/Preference

welp... I decided to make something like this cause I tried looking for some myself but couldn't find any 😂... well enjoy

Creatures of the Night

Creatures of the Night is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Milena, an obedient teenager, has to team up with the supernatural creatures she was taught to fear in order to escape the people she once loved. ...

Comebacks and Insults

In this book, you will find some comebacks that would usually happen everyday. Please be aware of what it says. I will try not to post anything too inappropriate but I may post one here or there. Laughs all you want. These are not my comebacks so don't hate me. And there is "colorful" language contained

Blog of a Teenage Superhero

"Who are you?" the supervillain asks. His breathless voice is surprisingly soft. I slam my hands on either side of him, leaning in so close my nose touches his mask. I'm the taller one. "It's 'Please Don't Kick My Sorry Butt,' but you can call me 'Too late, I Already Did.' " And I have to admit, that one I'm a littl...

100 Funny Things to Say to People || COMPLETED

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com Photo: Tinashe

Hiddlesworth Images

Images and videos about Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth.

✤Zodiac Signs✤

In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.

A Different Virus: Heartfire

In the future, everyone who's bitten by a zombie turns into one... until Diane doesn't. Seven days later, she's facing consequences she never imagined. * * * * * As civilization collapses under a relentless wave of zombies, Diane and her friends tak...

The Boy with Words for Skin

Samuel Brandt woke up with his thoughts written all over his body. His brother woke up with his head missing. His sister woke up to find that her skin would crack open unless she stayed in water. All of the other children in the secluded Iowa town of Oak Knoll woke up having undergone strange transformations. Now, the...

SZTUKOWNIK

⚠️ATENSZYN⚠️ Przed użyciem pierwszych rozdziałów artbooka skonsultuj się z neurologiem, gdyż każda zamieszczona w nim litera może zagrażać twoim komórkom mózgowym. Nie ponoszę odpowiedzialności za wszelkiego rodzaju spaczenie oczu wywołane cringe-treścią wczesnych części. Dziękuję za uwagę, salut

Goats from Lambs

Headless bodies start appearing in the streets, so cunning Detective Rashida Heyes and her partner have to stop the killer to prevent the apocalypse ***** After bodies start appearing in the middle of the streets, hollowed and headless, Detective R...

Fireborn

[Exciting news! This story is now 100% free!] A young sorceress, sworn to protect life at all costs, must choose whether to sacrifice her humanity or let an invading dragon army destroy her homeland. ***** Sorceress Liselle Alta has decided to put...

The Term Sheet | Wattys 2016 Winner

2016 WATTY AWARD WINNER - HQ LOVE THE TERM SHEET is a fast-paced technothriller about entrepreneurship, startups, encryption, and the delicate balance between national security and individual privacy. Its complex characters explore thought-provoking questions about the role of technology in an ever-changing society. S...

Mommy's House

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...

The Boyfriend App

*Wattys 2018 Winner / Hidden Gems* CREATE YOUR OWN MR. RIGHT Weeks before Valentine's, seventeen-year-old Kate Lapuz goes through her first ever breakup, but soon she stumbles upon a mysterious new app called My Dream Boyfriend, an AI chatbot that has the ability to understand human feelings. Casually, she participa...

A Perfect Circle

Ella is falling apart trying to live a "perfect" high school life. Then she meets Ren, who can see past her scars. Suddenly perfection isn't her only option. ***** Ella Volkov is a gifted music student, but she's depressed and starting to crack und...

How To Hide A Body

Solange Southwood is a professional criminal. It runs in the family. She's helped countless notorious criminals and has only been in jail once. However, suddenly there are new rules to a game she didn't know she had been playing. Someone blackmails her. In order to preserve her identity and save the ones she loves, s...

The Opposite of Falling Apart [Formerly Three and a Half Good Legs]

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Jonas, having lost his leg, and Brennan, plagued by terrible anxiety, collide one summer. Soon, they're both finding themselves. Together. ***** After losing his leg in a terrible car accident, Jonas wants nothing more than...

Friendship for Dummies

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...

Patient Twelve

EPILOGUE WILL BE FREE STARTING JUNE 29TH, 2023! Diana wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to escape. She's been trapped by a group of surgeons with a twisted passion and she's their next victim. ***** Diana Slater, a typical University stude...

Until We Break (Formerly Wicked, Wild, Wonderful)

Until We Break is now published as a Paperback, Hardcover and E-book from W by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the Wattpad Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. ***** Naomi Morgan...

White Lies (Book 1)

Jesabel is a liar. When her only friend mysteriously disappears, she does what comes naturally. She keeps her truth from the world. Without warning, she is thrown into a web of lies far more dangerous and lethal than anything she could imagine. With an annoyingly charming boy by her side, can she unravel what she refu...