Funny Text And Jokes

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

Death Warrant

Mapril high, the place where heir and heiress of some multinational companies study. The school where there is no place for the average or middle class students. Yet, Amanda smith, a middle class girl with highly fertile parents and financial issues, managed to land her spot in Mapril High. So what happens when after...

SUPERNOVA (18 + URBAN LOVE STORY COMPLETE✔)

SUPERNOVA An urban story with mature content. Not for sensitive readers. Nova Natalia managed to escape the Butcher all those years ago. A survivor of his wrath she learned his cunningness and killer instinct. Now a young independent women she strives for money and power. Costa was a hood thug that got into the big l...

Luigi's Stoopid Mansion

In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as...

Super Mario: Email Bloopers!

Hey guys! Welcome to Super Mario: Email Bloopers, where you can read behind-the-scenes emails that they have sent to one another! So, have a blast, get some popcorn (not some petty corner shop popcorn) and gather around the laptop, desktop- or, if you want- your phone or tablet! Get ready to enjoy some serious fun blo...

My Little Pony - Curse Of Daring Do

Everypony is doing great until danger strikes. The enemies of Daring Do come to the dash door. They kidnap Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistle. Now it's up to Flash, he must get the mane six's help to rescue his parents.

Art book(mostly fails)

I don't do requests because I stink at art. Just saying. Cover found on internet

Guess the song lyrics!

I saw a few of these. so all you have to do is guess the song

Trapped in equestria: My version

"'that was a good movie, don't you think?' I said looking at my friend 'I guess.' She responded. 'you said start with the movies then the show!' I said, recalling what she said yesterday. 'i wish I could live there'" That was the first mistake Laura made. The second was that she wished again before bed, when wishes...

Loosely Put: A teenager's guide to surviving high school

"Dude I got a D on the test, oh man, my parents are going to kill me! What did you get?" "...An A...." "....Fuck you". We are all teenagers once. When we enter the doors of the building that will crush all of our hopes and dreams, we couldn't be more scared. Wouldn't it be nice if you had a guide along the way to he...

Two Half's

It started with a minion toy... And then it developed into so much more. Double sided, triple sided, split personality disorder. It doesn't help when they become self aware, it's a for sure way to lose yourself in your own thoughts and those surrounding you. Do they come together? Or will they continue to drive each...

Beyond the Clouds

We had fun at one point. Had. Key word. Past tense. It was a drinking.And party night. We went for a drive. Biggest mistake of our lives.

Frozen Silver: Perish Song (Pokemon creepypasta)

Heart Breaker (A Creepypasta Fanfic)

Hey angels this is something that I have written on paper and I wanted to share it. The main character is actually me if I was a creepypasta. It has betrayal,heart break,love,comedy, and fear. Hope you. Enjoy. :-)

Die Trying

From the time you are born to the time you die if you are a girl, you are owned by your father. Only you can't call him that you must call him Master, Sir, or what I call my father, Mr. Caeph. Once you are five, you must learn how to clean, cook, and obey. At ten you are put to work. At age thirteen you are taught a...

Words Within

Hey beautifuls, May God bless you.

My Master

It's a typical story of a girl named sapphire Her life being turned upside down when she's kidnapped and sold to the vampire Royal family