Dirk doesn't know what to expect when he arrives at Jake's house with his friends Jane and Roxy for a party. All he knows for sure is that it took one look- ONE LOOK- to know he was in love. As cheesy as it sounds, Dirk knew he was the one! But does Jake feel the same? Will they ever have a chance? What will happen t...
(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
“I find that I can't. Because holy hell, I want Dirk Strider. So, maybe, just maybe, I'll accept it just for tonight.. ”
You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...
The Lalondes and Striders go on family vacation, but Dave's mind and heart are elsewhere. (this is an awful description)
