*let's beat the pillar men groupchat*
*ill beat the pillar men is now online*
I'll beat the pillar men: heyooooo
*caesarino is now online*
Caesarino: hey joesph....
*The prettiest gurl is now online*
The prettiest gurl: heyyyy
Caesarino: wait, remember the name thing? I'll be changing your names
I'll beat the pillar men: fineeee
The prettiest gurl: alright....
*caesarino changed the prettiest gurl's name to Suziee*
*caesarino changed I'll beat the pillar men's name to jojo*
Caesarino: there: :)
Suziee: awwww why is mine so basicccc
Jojo: jojo? Seriously
Caesarino: shut up
Jojo: whatever....
Suzie: ok changing the subject, what're you all doing today?
Jojo: oh yes! I was hoping for me and Caesar to have a fabulous confabulation!!
Caesarino: what the fuck....
Suzie: what-
Jojo: hah, I'm smart!
Caesarino: what the-
*suzie is now offline*
Caesarino: oh god she dead-
Jojo: now that it's just me and you caesarino~
Caesarino: what- what is with the weird squiggly line....
Jojo: idk
Caesarino: ok..........
Jojo: wanna go out today? There's nothing else to do we could maybe go somewhere, wear something nice, I will to!
Caesarino: oh, I mean sure....?
*caesarino is now offline*
*jojo is now offline*
{irl}
{caesar's P. O. V.}
I turned off my phone and started to look for an outfit I can wear out tonight, honestly I was surprised Joseph would even invite me out! But I can't pass an opportunity to go out and maybe find a nice lady....
"what can I wear..... And what will Joseph be wearing..."
I quietly spoke to myself, still looking for an outfit to wear. I ended up settling on a white jacket with a purple shirt and matching bow tie, with brown and white gloves.
"I think this looks ok?"
After checking myself out in the mirror a couple of times I checked my phone to see if Joseph was ready.
*jojo and caesarino's chat*
Caesarino: hey Jojo, u ready?
Jojo: almosttttt, go wait in the carrr~
Caesarino: stop it with that squiggly line shit!
Caesarino: and okay, I'll wait in the car.
*jojo is now offline*
*caesarino is now offline*
{irl}
{3RD PERSON P. O. V.}
After Joseph got changed he quickly made his way to the car and quickly hopped beside Caesar, who was in the passenger seat. I chuckled and he looked over at me with a horrified expression.
"jojo! Y-you are not wearing that!"
"hehehehe yes I am~"
I was wearing my tequila Joseph costume I used one time in the past, and it was obvious Caesar didn't like it.
"joesph!"
"heyyy calm down babes, rememb-"
"babes!? Who- what the fuck!?"
"caesarrrrrr shut up for a second!"
"No you shut up!"
"shut up! Remember that time you said y-"
"I'm not shutting up! Why the hell are you-"
Joseph quickly patted caesar's cheek, kinda slapping him but not really idk
"lemme speak!"
"o-oh! You did not just slap me!"
"well you needa shut up!"
"No! Tell me why your dressed like that!"
"I'm trying to!"
"oh... Okay"
"okay finally...... So remember the time you said you wanted to go to a fancy Italian restaurant and I could be your hot and sexy wife?"
"I didn't say hot and sexy-"
"shhhhht! Well babes, today we will be going out, I am your wife!"
"oh god......"
Joseph started up his car and drove to a fancy, expensive Italian restaurant where him and Caesar would do whatever there doing idk
Caesar opened his door and got out of the car, he started walking towards the restaurant until he noticed Joseph wasn't there.
"jose-"
Caesar looked behind him to see Joseph still sitting in the car, just staring at him.
"Joseph! Come on!"
Joseph didn't move so Caesar made his way over to the car and opened the door.
"oh, so now your too embarrassed to go out in that stupid costume?"
"No, it's not that, I didn't say we'd be going into the restaurant, I meant we can just come here and look at it?"
"come on Joseph!"
Caesar grabbed Joseph by the hair and dragged him inside the restaurant and booked in for a table and stuff.
"now sit!"
Joesph did what he was told but instead of sitting on the seat beside Caesar, Joseph decided to sit on Caesar.
"Joseph.... I meant the seat beside me."
Caesar slightly blushes but not too much for Joseph to notice.
"but it's comfy here babes...."
"stop-..... Stop calling me babes......"
"ugh..... Okay..."
Joseph got off of Caesar and sat on the seat next to him and After a while they were able to order food :D
"hello there sir, and your very beautiful wife! What would you like to order?"
"he isn't my wife.... And I'll just have uh.....spaghetti please"
"actually Caesar chan! We are getting married very soon arnt we!?"
Joesph pulled Caesar into a tight hug and lightly kissed his cheek. Caesar slowly pushed Joseph away and blushed extremely hard that it was very noticeable
"Aw, how sweet! I hope you have a good wedding! And what would you like madam?"
"ill just get the same as my beloved husband, he's very fussy with food so if I get anything else he won't let me kiss him after.."
"o-oh is that so? Heh, your food will be here shortly, I hope you enjoy!"
The waiter walked off and Caesar lightly slapped Joseph's wrist
"jojo, what the hell was that!"
"Aw, come on babe it was a jokeee"
"what sort of- you know what..... Fuck it..."
".... Your blushing so much Caesar chan, say, did you like that little kissy kiss?"
"N-no!?"
"anyways, just enjoy your time here alright...."
Caesar nodded and they got there food and enjoyed themselves for a while.
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Sorry if this was absolutely shit but ya knowwwwww I'm tired af and idc this probably ain't gonna get much reads anyway xD goodnighttttt