*I'll beat the pillar men is now online*
I'll beat the pillar men: good morningggg!!!!
*caesarino is now online*
Caesarino: uhm Joseph, why are you using the chat if we're all in the same room?
*the prettiest gurl is now online*
The prettiest gurl: its Joseph, what else would u expect lolz
Caesarino: ah, fair enough
I'll beat the pillar men: hey! What do you mean!?
The prettiest gurl: nothing~~
Caesarino: ok I know this is completely irrelevant but this whole name thing is confusing, how about we choose names that are short and simple to remember
I'll beat the pillar men: hmm..... Actually I don't think so, I like my name!
The prettiest gurl: Caesar has a point but I like my name too..........
Caesarino: - _-
I'll beat the pillar men: :^
The prettiest gurl: only if you keep your name caesarino!
Caesarino: but-
I'll beat the pillar men: yea, take a favour from both of us!
Caesarino: right fine, suzie wants me to keep my name caesarino, what do you want?
I'll beat the pillar men: hmmmmmm
The prettiest gurl: jojo, private chat me I have an idea!
I'll beat the pillar men: alright!
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*Joseph joestar: jojo*
*suzie Q: QQ*
*Jojo and QQ's private chat*
Jojo: so what was your idea?
QQ: right so, he said we can get him to do anything right?
Jojo: yea? What are you hinting at?
QQ: Tell Caesar to let you hit him in the nuts >:)
Jojo: EVEN BETTER! I CAN TELL HIM TO LET ME HIT HIM IN THE NUTS WITH MY HAMON CHARGED CLACKER VOLLEYS!!!!
QQ: YASSSSSS
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*gc*
I'll beat the pillar men: ok, Caesar you ready for me to tell you what I want from you?
Caesarino: fine, what is it?
The prettiest gurl: I'm just gonna sit here and watch :')
I'll beat the pillar men: you have to let me..... Hit you in the nuts
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*irl (in real life) *
[caesar' s P. O. V]
*I felt a slight blush form onto my cheeks as I spoke to myself quietly so as nobody would hear me*
"wait but..... If he wants to do that.... He'll be touching me there and..... Nobody's ever done that!"
"it's not like I like him or anything.... I just....... It's weird, ill just ask him to do something else! This is stupid!"
"damn you Joseph!"
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*gc/texting*
I'll beat the pillar men: with my supercharged clacker volleys!
Caesarino: I don't think so! Anything else but that jojo!
I'll beat the pillar men: ooooo you scared little caesarinooooo~~
Caesarino: I'm. Not. Scared!
I'll beat the pillar men: I think you areeeee
Caesarino: fine I'll let you do it! Nobody else is watching though!
The prettiest gurl: that's not fair!
Caesarino: or I'm not letting Joseph do it.
I'll beat the pillar men: ughhhhhh cmon Caesar chan that's the while point!
The prettiest gurl: exactly!
Caesarino: I. Don't. Care.
I'll beat the pillar men: fine, nobody else will see
The prettiest gurl: fine....... I won't be there..... (she knows what jojo is thinking so she is going along with it)
Caesarino: good.
*mother is now online*
Mother: what on earth is going on here?
I'll beat the pillar men: MOMMYYYYYY
caesarino: seriously jojo?
I'll beat the pillar men: whatttttt? What's wrong with me calling her mommy? She's my mum after all ¦[
Caesarino: whatever, I'm going out with a friend soon so I gotta get ready, you can hit me in the nuts later Joseph!
*caesarino is now offline*
I'll beat the pillar men: ugh, fine!
Mother: what-........
The prettiest gurl: you probably shouldent question.... Lol
Mother: ok....... Anyways suzie can you go do the washing?
The prettiest gurl: oh I'm so sorry! I should have done it earlier!
*the prettiest gurl is now offline*
Mother: as for you Joseph, come out for a walk with me, you've been on your phone too much
I'll beat the pillar men:..... Okay....
*mother is now offline*
*ill beat the pillar men is now offline*
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OK I lied this chapter isn't all that good xD but things will start to get spicy soooooonnnnnn btw not ALL of this story will be texting, well anyways its practically 2:00 am where I am so goodnightttt :D