I sat awkwardly on the couch with John in my 'house'. Right when the actor for Elle (Emma freaking Watson) Burst into this room, I had to kiss John. And act like I had been kissing him for a while.
Holy.
Guacamole.
I.
Have.
To.
Kiss.
John.
What the crepes.
No, should be excited for this. I have a crush on him, this is every persons dream- to have an excuse to kiss their crush. But I wasn't excited or happy, I was just blushing next to John, extremely nervous and awkward.
"Is it hot in here? I think it's really hot in here- maybe I should turn on the A.C," John said suddenly and quickly.
"Y-Yeah maybe you should, it's um- pretty hot," I stuttered as he got up and moved towards the little A.C. control box thing.
He came back over, sitting next to me after he turned on the A.C. We had to be sitting really close for the scene, because if Elle burst in and John was on the other side of the couch, he would be too late. And we where supposed to look like we where making out, so John had his arm wrapped around me. And I was supposed to grab his face and pull him closer-
Better to not think about it yet....
I heard the doorknob wiggle, it was our warning, a half a minute later Elle was coming.
Frick frickity frack flip flippy frick.
I looked at John, who was probably blushing more then me. I turned to face him and stared into his eyes, getting ready. John looked at my lips, and then his eyes flickered over to mine. I took a deep breath and lifted my hands up to his face, moving my lips only a inch away from his.
I really hope we didn't have to shoot this scene again. I mean, that wouldn't be a bad thing I guess- It would be awkward. I was having mixed feelings about this.
Then Elle burst into the room.
My lips quickly collided with John's, and I pulled his face closer to mine for dramatic effect. Oh. My. Lin. I'm kissing John!
"ABE!?" Elle screeched.
I broke away from John, staring into his eyes for a moment, then I turned to face Elle, trying to remember my lines.
"Um- yes?" I asked, trying to look as flustered as I could- which I definitely already was.
"Who is that? Why did I not know?!" Elle asked, stomping towards me.
"I-I'ts just Alexander," I stammered, my own name feeling strange on my tongue.
John awkwardly was sitting next to me, looking confused. Not because he forgot his lines- because that was his job, to look confused. He was really good at it.
"Who's JUST ALEXANDER?" Elle asked loudly.
"Um- " I glanced at John. "My... friend."
"Oh, right, no homo?" Elle rolled her eyes. "Honestly Abe, you could have just TOLD me!"
"It's complicated?" I stated, more like a question.
"CUT!" Someone yelled.
And the scene was done.
John immediately moved about a foot away from me on the couch, blushing his face off. I buried my face in a pillow, trying to act kind of calm. I actually probably looked more like an insane idiot.
"Nice job," Elle commented, smiling.
"That was so embarrassing," I admitted into the pillow.
I lifted my head out of the pillow a-
"ELIZA? THE FRICK?" I screamed.
She was outside the window, her phone in hand. She was either filming or getting ready to take more photos. Oh crepe, did she get a video/photo of us kissing?! Oh she totally did-
Eliza heard me shout her name and she sprinted away at top speed, which is awfully slow through the two foot deep snow that had fallen last night. I watched John stand up and run up the stairs, probably going to chase after her.
I stood up as well and sprinted towards the back door, which was probably closer to her then the front one. I ran outside into the cold. I didn't have time to put on a jacket. I cursed quietly to myself and ran back inside, I wasn't going to run around in 5° F weather without a jacket!
I mean I could- But you know- I don't want to loose my arms to frostbite.
I ran back inside, up a flight of stairs and into the pantry that was next to the front door. I picked my jacket up and off of one of the hooks that where nailed to the wall. I slipped my dark gray jacket on, it was one of those long ones that cover your butt. I then put on a pair of thin ski-gloves and ran outside.
John was shouting at Eliza, who was laughing like crazy as she ran through the snow in her huge poofy blue jacket with fur on the top. I couldn't wait until my scene with her, she has done other scenes in the show but we haven't been in them yet.
I began to chase, but decided to use my brain instead of my out of shape body. I ran towards a small storage shed that was next to my house, it was made of gray wood with a red door. I opened it up and scanned the storage for what I needed.
Ah, there it is. I took out a snow blower, the one you ride on, and pushed it outside. Eliza caught my eye and she started screaming, probably because I had started the machine and was about to go chase her.
Let the Hunger Games begin.
-Time skip of three hours brought to you by Philip Hamilton, my name is Poet, I am a philip!-
Now that there was a snowblower crashed into a expensive car, Eliza's Instagram account exploding with likes from the images she managed to post while running and snow in all of our clothing, we decided to take a break.
We where chillin' in Johns house, because he had a large couch and a fireplace. I wish we could all keep out houses here forever. They where so adorable and cute and on the same street, it would be a true- BAGUETTE! (<--I just wanted the 1000th word to be baguette, sorry) -miracle.
I took another sip of coffee, and kept taking glances at John and Eliza's mugs of hot chocolate. It was like a weird brown imitation of coffee but for children. I leaned onto John and took out my phone, looking at Eliza's posts.
Elizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyyyy!??!?!?!
There are over ten images of us kissing. One of them was upside down?! She even had a video of us, she found a filming spot where she could block out Elle from view, so she had a video of me randomly start kissing John, without any sign of Elle being there. She had posted it on her page, saying,
Sneak peak for the new show I'm in! ALSO LAMS IS HAPPENING!!!!!
Why did this post have a thousand likes? Why did everyone in the comments know what Lams was? How does everyone in the comments know me and Johns names and ships us? Then I looked at Eliza's username;
TheOfficialLamsPage
Wait this was a THING? I'm not even that famous, there's no way! But obviously there was a way because she had SO MANY FOLLOWERS AND LIKES ON EVERY POST. Which where all posts of me and John together.
I heard a camera noise and looked to see Eliza taking a photo of my leaning on John on the couch. I looked up at John to see him not even noticing, one of his arms was resting around my shoulders and his other hand held his phone as he scrolled through something.
I gave Eliza a death glare and then continued to pick through her account. I mean, we're just friends. This isn't 'Lams'. We where just- not cuddling. Sitting. Yeah, Eliza should back off. Sitting people should be left alone.
"The actor for Peggy Angelica-Eliza is needed at house 5," An announcement sounded through the house.
"That's me," Eliza said, walking away.
Yes, she was playing someone with the first name Peggy, and last names of Angelica-Eliza. The coincidences are crazy. Sometimes I feel like there's some kind of magical force making all these coincidences, like some person with the power to write our story and control everything that happens. Huh.
Now me and John just scrolled through our phones. I shifted to get more comfortable, and now I was laying on my bad, my head resting on John's lap. I felt John's heart rate rise and he felt warmer. This made me blush like crazy.
Maybe Lams was becoming a thing.