Vocaloid Short Stories

Vocaloid Meetings

*Seeu is at the Korean vocaloid meeting. She is the only one.*
Seeu: Why did I even make a meeting?
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*At Japanese vocaloid meeting.*
Miku: How many of us are there?
Rion: A lot.
Miku: Who are you?
IA: I think we should have the Hunger Games among the lower vocaloids.
Miku: Well, I am the best vocaloid so I don't have to compete.
Meiko: I was the first Japanese vocaloid so I stay.
Nekomura: I think we should buy cats.
Italy:Pastaaaaaaa
*Argument breaks out*
Tei: Shut up! We should kill off Miku and Rin and all female vocaloids! Len is mine!
Miku: You're not a vocaloid!
Mayu: We should kill everyone!
Kanon: Solution! We kill off all UTAUs!
Teto: Hey!
Rin: Not you, Teto.
Teto: Then go for it.
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At English vocaloid meeting.
Big Al: So how do we rise in popularity?
Avanna: Let me be an elf.
Sweet Ann: No, I deserve all of the fame. I say we kill Miku and Luka. Or not let them speak English.
Big Al: Sweet Ann, make a good suggestion.
Sonika: I sort of agree with her, though. We should kill Gumi. Or dye her hair.
Sweet Ann and Sonika: Murder! Murder!
Oliver: Um no. I like them.
Sonika: Oh don't worry we won't kill Seeu.
Avanna: He means don't kill anyone!
Leon: Yeah, what she said.
Sweet Ann: Shut up, Leon.
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Kaai Yuki is standing in the middle of desert.
Kaai: Where was the meeting?
Maika is holding a Dora map.
Maika: I have no clue.
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