tv wife | katsuki bakugo

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... المزيد

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epilogue
thank you
bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
bonus: headcanons
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buttered noodles.
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lesbialien 🎆 | 2:01 a.m.
ok ik we made this as a joke originally

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:01 a.m.
but

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:01 a.m.
it's of use now

butters mama | 2:02 a.m.
it's 2 am

jera 🌶 | 2:02 a.m.
and what about it? 😼

butters mama | 2:03 a.m.
ami's probably sleeping

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:04 a.m.
yes bc she has a normal sleeping
schedule unlike the rest of us

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:04 a.m.
this was made back when we were in uni, mina

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:04 a.m.
u were a simp for yaomomo then
and are now

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:05 a.m.
what's the difference?

jera 🌶 | 2:05 a.m.
OFJWKTNGN

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:06 a.m.
how did you even get her number?

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:06 a.m.
connections 😌

butters mama | 2:06 a.m.
omg do u talk 2 the raccoons in
ur alleys too

butters mama | 2:07 a.m.
nice 😻

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:07 a.m.
nah, the chipmunks

butters mama | 2:07 a.m.
amazing

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:08 a.m.
either way i doubt she'll respond

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:08 a.m.
none of us even know her like that

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:08 a.m.
the ✨element of surprise✨

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:09 a.m.
plus it's late and she's also a
model

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:09 a.m.
i'm sure she has other priorities

yaomommy 💋 | 2:12 a.m.
i spent three hours in a bathtub crying

yaomommy 💋 | 2:12 a.m.
if that's what you consider a priority

jera 🌶 | 2:13 a.m.
OH MY GOD SHE ACTUALLY RESPONDED

jera 🌶 | 2:13 a.m.
SJDJSDJBSD

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:14 a.m.
yea jiro just passed out

butters mama | 2:14 a.m.
felt that momo bb but are u ok? :((

yaomommy 💋 | 2:15 a.m.
my career is just

yaomommy 💋 | 2:15 a.m.
it's falling apart

yaomommy 💋 | 2:15 a.m.
i worked so hard to find an industry

yaomommy 💋 | 2:16 a.m.
where i'm more than just an object

yaomommy 💋 | 2:16 a.m.
but it's like no matter how hard i try

yaomommy 💋 | 2:17 a.m.
the things that i did to get there are
still really present

yaomommy 💋 | 2:17 a.m.
i hate it

yaomommy 💋 | 2:17 a.m.
i'm sorry for breaking down in front
of you guys like this :(

jera 🌶 | 2:18 a.m.
it's fine, dw :(

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:18 a.m.
our main focus was just making sure u were ok <3

butters mama | 2:18 a.m.
what mina said

butters mama | 2:18 a.m.
we're here 4 u!!

yaomommy 💋 | 2:19 a.m.
thank you

yaomommy 💋 | 2:19 a.m.
i really appreciate it

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:19 a.m.
yeah, no problem

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:21 a.m.
sorry for dipping like that, by the way

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:21 a.m.
it's fine, we all know it was gae panic anyway

yaomommy 💋 | 2:22 a.m.
oh!! you're from sirenhead, right?

yaomommy 💋 | 2:22 a.m.
you two have amazing vocals

yaomommy 💋 | 2:22 a.m.
i would advertise your music if i could, really

yaomommy 💋 | 2:23 a.m.
but my agency doesn't really support me
doing that unless it's um. . . merchandise correlated to work

jera 🌶 | 2:23 a.m.
... sex toys 👁👁

yaomommy 💋 | 2:24 a.m.
yes

butters mama | 2:24 a.m.
is jiro still alive?

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:24 a.m.
atp, idk

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:25 a.m.
she's busy sliding off the couch

yaomommy 💋 | 2:25 a.m.
jiro's a really pretty name

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:25 a.m.
!?!??##?!#

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:26 a.m.
sO IS MOMO-

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:27 a.m.
damn u have her in such gae panic that
she's typing question marks

jera 🌶 | 2:27 a.m.
and bad capitalization 🧍‍♀️

butters mama | 2:27 a.m.
u know what momo reminds me of

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:28 a.m.
?

jera 🌶 | 2:28 a.m.
i feel like i already know what she's
gonna send

butters mama | 2:30 a.m.

butters mama | 2:30 a.m.
tHIS BITCH

jera 🌶 | 2:30 a.m.
I KNEW IT

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:31 a.m.
DON'T COMPARE A GODDESS
TO A BABY BOI LIKE HIM

yaomommy 💋 | 2:31 a.m.
oh gosh

yaomommy 💋 | 2:32 a.m.
i'm sorry but i don't know him ^^;

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:32 a.m.
u hAVEN'T WATCHED ATLA???

yaomommy 💋 | 2:33 a.m.
no. . . ?

butters mama | 2:33 a.m.
SHAME ON U

butters mama | 2:33 a.m.
SHAME ON UR FAMILY

butters mama | 2:34 a.m.
SHAME ON UR COW-

jera 🌶 | 2:34 a.m.
not the cow 😭

butters mama | 2:35 a.m.
YES THE COW

yaomommy 💋 | 2:35 a.m.
mulan?

butters mama | 2:35 a.m.
ok mb ur somewhat cultured

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:36 a.m.
so we're all in agreement jiro
and yaomomo should have an
atla date?

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:36 a.m.
i-

jera 🌶 | 2:36 a.m.
yES

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:37 a.m.
anyone objecting?

yaomommy 💋 | 2:37 a.m.
maybe after all of this. . .

butters mama | 2:38 a.m.
right i forgot about the media ngl

jera 🌶 | 2:38 a.m.
y/n sounds serious

jera 🌶 | 2:39 a.m.
that's how u know this situation
is very unswag atm

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:39 a.m.
UNSWAG-

butters mama | 2:40 a.m.
SHUT UP

jera 🌶 | 2:41 a.m.
no ❤

yaomommy 💋 | 2:41 a.m.
you guys are all really funny :)

butters mama | 2:42 a.m.
yea and when we meet we can all
be funny 2gether!! :D

jera 🌶 | 2:42 a.m.
thank u lesbian kween

jera 🌶 | 2:42 a.m.
i try <3

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:43 a.m.
wait. . .

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:43 a.m.
so you're actually willing to hang
out with us?

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:43 a.m.
she means "me"

yaomommy 💋 | 2:43 a.m.
?

yaomommy 💋 | 2:44 a.m.
oh!

yaomommy 💋 | 2:44 a.m.
yeah! i wouldn't mind hanging out
with you all, but definitely later.

yaomommy 💋 | 2:45 a.m.
i don't want you all to be probed by the
media more than usual. :)

jera 🌶 | 2:45 a.m.
i'm going to cry

jera 🌶 | 2:45 a.m.
the world doesn't deserve you, yaomomo

yaomommy 💋 | 2:46 a.m.
aw, thank you. i'm sure you're a lovely person
as well. 🥺

jera 🌶 | 2:47 a.m.
be careful or i might steal ur girl, jiro

jirhoe 🎶 | 2:49 a.m.
that is not happening whatsoever.

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:49 a.m.
y/n and i watching this like: 👁👁

butters mama | 2:51 a.m.
huh? no, butters almost ate a bread tag.

jera 🌶 | 2:51 a.m.
i-

lesbialien 🎆 | 2:53 a.m.
sigh

finally back after such a long time. thank you for being so patient with me; it's been hard to focus on writing multiple things~ classes are kicking my ass and i'm ready 2 drop dead atp. i hope this fed you guys well and hopefully this slight motivation continues enough for me to update sooner next time. it's been nice to read your comments and stuff btw :) i love reading them lol. plus the reactions of yaomomo being a pornstar never gets old for me; it's one of the funniest comment sections. anyway, i hope 2021 has treated u guys well so far <3 stay safe, loves

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