Shubble: where were you? the meeting started about an hour ago
Scott: I was asleep
Shubble: you're always asleep
Scott: it's the closest to death I can get
Shubble: *concerned mum noises*
I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE... More
Shubble: where were you? the meeting started about an hour ago
Scott: I was asleep
Shubble: you're always asleep
Scott: it's the closest to death I can get
Shubble: *concerned mum noises*