Sasquatch to the Moon

By rabideraser

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Rocket's plan is simple, get traded to the Wolves, catch a crush, get over it, then maybe date someone for re... More

Part One: Us Against Us
1: Preseason, AKA, Gage's cats.
2: Boys Are Gross
3: Fynn
4: First Day Scaries
5: Plane Buddies
6: MVP
7: Green Eyed Goalie
8: Mario Kart
9: One-Hit Wonder
10: Instagram Mishaps
11: Box-Out
12: Twist and Shout
13: Lonely
14: Camped
15: Blackout
16: A Little Intoxicated
17: Trip
18: Wingman
19: Tell Me About Him
20: Green Eyes, Green Eyes Like You've Never Seen Before
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18: Isa
19: Little Spoon
20: You and I are Dangerous
21: Castles, Candlesticks, Clogs and Carrots
22: Svea
23: Sorry
24: I See You
25: Progress
26: Breakfast for Dinner and Human Sexuality
27: Fen's a Nicophiliac
28: Holt
29: Fathers and Sons, Sticks of Butter and Boyfriends
30: No, Rocket, You Weren't Tony Hawk
31: Kelly
32: The One Where Håkon Realizes Miloš is a Huge Flirt
33: How to Håkon
34: Three Flags
35: I'm Glad You Were My First, Håkon. Anyone Would Be.
36: Nico and Rocket
37: Trust Me
38: Like an Ocean Returning to Shore
39: Gage
41: Terms and Conditions, Sprints and Confessions
42: Pride
43: He's on the Moon
Part Two: Us Against Them.
1: One Tap Means No
2: Two Taps Means Yes
3: Three taps means can I
4: Four Taps Means I Wish We Were Safe
5: Isa and Leo
6: Tacofredag
7: Walking In.
8: When in Norway
9: Things Not To Discuss While Half-Asleep and Hungover
10: Panic Cafe
🎁🌲 christmas special 🌲🎁
11: Jorgen
12: Håkon's Dilemma
13: If I Held My Breath, Would You Hold Yours Too?
14: March 10th
15: I Love You, and Several Other Things
16: Let's Talk
17: Mall-Stock Jeans Hate Club
18: Kiss Me Like
19: Cabin Fever
20: Luna Anne Rex
21: Preplanning
22: Big Milo, Little Milo
23: Forest F*cking Green
24: Matching Christmas Colors
25: Leo's Vows to Isa
26: Once Again, We All Pity the Swede Who's Allergic to Shellfish (poor guy)
27: Håkon's Speech
28: Reception
29: Drive
30: Lake Baikal
31: Now Have Me
32: Morning
33: Rocket, Party City, and the Flint Michigan Police Department
34: Minecraft and Euros
35: Matyáš
36: Reyna
37: Nowhere to go but Forward
38: Just the Tomatoes are Burnt
39: Talking With Dad
40: Nice Room
41: What Could I Do?
42: Talk Me Down
43: Voicemails and Jet Lag
44: And... Jan
45: Helen's Revenge
46: I Love You. Endlessly.
Emergency Medical Dad: Chapter 1

40: That's Bernie's Signature

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By rabideraser

ROCKET

It's technically still work, we should definitely be doing something else, working out, probably, but we're not, we're very much not working out. Well, this might count. Didn't someone say that kissing burns calories?

"Fuck, Milo," he groans softly, my lips on his neck. "We need to get back."

"Ten more minutes." I tip his chin down and we're kissing again, the same heat seeping into it as the first kisses. I had always assumed kissing got boring after a while but let me tell you when it does not.

"Fine." He responds, slipping his tongue into my mouth, chasing mine. "You're coming over after work."

"I was going to show up regardless." I dig my hands back into his hair. "I hope you're ready for all this clingy."

"God, I can't wait."

There's a knock on the door and I leap off him, staring wide eyed at the slab of wood. He's panicking, looking around for a place for one of us to hide.

"Jesus, it's just me, goddamn." It's Nico. I melt with relief, Håkon lets out a terrified laugh and puts his hand on the door.

"We thought, you, oh my god." I say, pressing my hand to my chest, feeling the roar of my pulse in my ears.

She pushes open the door and then shuts it, looking between us. "So, as much as I'm so excited you guys got together or whatever, first off, this is my office and I like to keep bodily fluids out of it, and second off, you skipped the entire workout."

"Not my fault." I point at him. "He dragged me in here."

"Woah, hold on, you were the one that stayed." He points back at me.

Nico raises her eyebrows at the both of us. "Making out on the job is not suggested, at all. So I'm going to give you two a quick couple extra reps for that, considering there is a sign in here." She points to a sign, the only thing on her bulletin board.

No kissing in the office. Then it gives hours and is signed by Bernie Hadley.

"Fen made you a sign? That's cute." Yeti laughs. "He's good at this."

"Darling," I say in as sickening of a tone possible. "That's Bernie's signature."

His eyebrows go up. "Oh, nevermind." 

***

so come outside it's time to see the tide,

it's out of sight but never out of mind,

I need a new leader, we need a new Luden

Ludens - Bring me the Horizon

okay this song has nothing to do with this chapter whatsoever but I feel like it's definitely Rocket's go-to destress song. 

***

okay, yeah, that was wildly short but I need to update a couple things on the story in general. Next post is going to be Friday, November 12th. I'm working on redoing a lot of the end of part one and that's kinda important so it leads into part 2 nicely. I'll post the Part 1 into this week and that should be a little bit of a content booster but idk how to get all the work done for the rest of part one and be able to keep up the schedule around school etc etc. 

Anyway, sorry it's short and sorry it's gonna be another week until more content, I'm about to drive to Nevada and count the votes my damn self so I don't get my rights stripped away in the next four years. 

-rabid

(also I made a Håkon moodboard lookin thing)

this one and the one for Jorgen are up on the instagram account @rabideraser so go check that out I guess and I'll have one for rocket sooner or later. 

alright that's finally it

-rabid

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