HC#80: So they can't take bad photos. And Tzuyu's boyfriend is being cute, as usual.
「 First posted on Twitter: Sept. 12, 2020 | Rated G | 380 words 」
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"Baby," Taehyung said, sounding alarmed, as he showed her his phone, "we got featured in another article."
"What?!" Tzuyu's eyes widened, and she put her hand over Taehyung's so she could inspect his screen more closely. "What is it this time?"
Taehyung did not respond. He waited until Tzuyu finished reading the headline. "Well, it's not really about us," Taehyung said, "but we're both in it... and they did use our photos."
"Oh," Tzuyu said, visibly relaxing, "I thought it was another dating rumor." She swatted his arm playfully. "Why did you make it sound as if it were?"
He snickered at her reaction. "Just messing with you."
Tzuyu swatted him again.
"They're right though," Taehyung said again, sounding smug, "we never take bad photos."
"You sure about that?" Tzuyu said, reaching for her phone. "I have an entire album full of your wacky shots that says otherwise." She scrolled through her camera roll until she found a particularly unflattering one. "I should sell this to the media."
"You wouldn't dare," Taehyung said, playing along, "because I have tons of your bad photos, too. I'mma fight you back." He scrolled through his own camera roll until he found a picture of Tzuyu making a funny face. He showed it to Tzuyu, who giggled.
"Actually, you still look cute here," Taehyung said, trying to select another one. "Nope, you're cute here, too," he said to himself. "And this one... and this one..." Taehyung put down his phone and looked at Tzuyu. "They're right, baobei, you just cannot take bad photos." He leaned closer and quickly pecked her lips. "You're still pretty even when you try to be ugly."
"That's right," Tzuyu said, wrapping her arms around Taehyung and kissing him on his nose mole, "and don't you forget it."
"Hey," he protested, "what about me?"
Tzuyu smiled until her dimples showed, and Taehyung was gone. "Fine, you can't be ugly, either," she mock-conceded.
"You're lucky I'm so whipped for you," he murmured. "Come here and give me a kiss."
Tzuyu obediently kissed him back. "You're not the only one who's whipped, oppa," she whispered against his lips. "As if anyone else can compete."
"Hmm," Taehyung said, "well, I'm not gonna argue with that."
He only laughed when Tzuyu rolled her eyes.
FIN
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