Gintoki stared hard at the demonic vice commander. His jaw was dropped and his eyes widened in shock. He didn't know what to do. The demon vice commander noticed his face and smirked while his cigarette was still slightly hanging off his lips.
"Heh? What's the look?" He said in his lazy monotone voice.
"Eh erm... Hijikata". He started.
"Heh... how does it feel to meet the one and only?" He stated.
"Eh hahaha". Gintoki lightly giggled with his head slightly down. 'Shit shit shit. Hurry up and leave you mayora bastard!!' In his mind he wanted him to go immediately before he recognizes him and laugh at him and tell the whole of the shinsengumi.
"Mind if you poured me a drink?" He said sitting down next to him getting another cigarette from his packet and grabbed his mayo lighter and lights it. He threw out his old one.
"I would've said no but you're already sitting here". The perm head whispered to himself. Gintoki reluctantly poured the vice captain the drink and purposely overfilled it.
"Oi- Oi. That's enough. Don't over fill it". Hijikata said a little loud. Gintoki stopped when he was told to and looked at the V shaped hair dude blankly.
"Ohhh. I'm sorry mister I was nervous." Gintoki said in his high pitched voice acting like a cute woman.
"You know what it's fine so don't worry". Hijikata said.
Gintoki was just sitting there sweating and wondering what to do as Hijikata took a sip.
"You look stiff why don't you have a drink?" The v haired male said looking concerned for his mentality as he saw the permhead shaking his head around.
"Oh sure..." 'Paako' said as he poured himself a drink and drank it all in one gulp. "Ahhhhh!" He relieved. "That was good" he said in his normal voice.
"Oh yea? It is isnt it?" Hijikata said taking his cigarette out to exhale.
Gintoki suddenly realised that he had spoken in his normal voice. He felt like dying inside when thinking he was done for and he knew who he was. 'Shit shit. What the hell do I do?' He said in his head. He had to think quick to try and cover up his mistake.
"H-here take some more". Gintoki said in his girly voice and poured the whole bottle of Pom Derri in his mouth.
"Mmf mmm". Hijikata's eyes widened at the sudden shock and gurgled as he placed his hands on the perm heads face to try and make him stop. He struggled for a while but then he finally put his hands around the silvers head and pushed him off.
"Pwah! THAT WAS TOO MUCH!" He yelled.
"Oh- but- but I thought that you wanted more". Gintoki said pretending he was hurt and making Hijikata be the bad guy.
"Hah?" Said the demon vice commander.
"It's my job to serve you but I see I have failed.." he said looking sad but he was secretly feeling happy on the inside with him making this mayo bastard the bad guy.
"Oi-Oi. Don't make me the bad guy here. If you wanted to serve me then I'll buy another Pom Derri". He said feeling a little bad for pushing him.
Gintoki looked at the vice commander in confusion. Has he still not figured him out? Hijikata noticed his strange look and said "what".
"Er nothing". He said.
Hijikata ordered another Dom Perri and took his cigarette out and exhaled. Gintoki just sat there nervously. He didn't want to be here. He felt like he shouldn't have helped Otae and should've stayed home to read JUMP or could've watched KetsunoAnas latest weather forecast. He feels as if he's slowly dying on the inside. His eyes started twitching rapidly and his lips curved into what looked like a nervous smile. The v haired male noticed.
"Is something wrong?" He asked.
"Oh uh no haha just nervous. Ya know it feels great to serve the legendary demon- I mean vice commander of the shinsengumi". Gintoki said with a fake smile. He felt grossed out after saying that. He felt like barfing in his head and ripping his hair out that he's jealous of because it's straight. Then the waiter put a bottle of Pom Derri on their table.
Gintoki poured a glass onto Hijikatas cup and poured some onto his own. He drank it all in one gulp and poured more into his own to try and make himself enjoy this evening. Hijikata looks at 'Paako' concernly as to how much he was drinking.
"Hey hey. Calm down". He said. "You're gonna loose control of yourself". He took the bottle away from him to stop him.
"Aww. The stupid mayo bastard took my drink. Oi. Give it back idiot!" The silver head yelled at the vice captain with a bit of blush on his cheeks.
"Hey. You do realise you're serving me right?"
"Serving you? *hic* What am I? *hic* Your slave? HAH! *hic* You're such a *hic* dumbass!! You don't *hic* even recognise who I am". Gintoki said drunkly and started laughing uncontrollably while having hic cups at the same time.
"Hmpf. Well what if I told you I do know who you are?". Hijikata said crossing his arms and smirking at him.
"Heh? *hic* No way. You would've *hic* said something earlier". Gintoki said while putting his feet on the table.
"Well I was playing along. Besides, why else did you think I would pick you?".
Gintoki stopped laughing about Hijikatas idiocy and then wondered why did he pick him. He paused for a good minute to think.
"Was it *hic* to make fun of me?" Gintoki said grabbing Hijikatas jaw and squishing it.
"No!" He said grabbing onto the permheads hands and pulled them off. "I just wanted to see you like this". He whispered the last part. Gintoki heard but he wasn't sure what he meant by that. He grabbed the bottle and drank the whole thing down.
"Oi! Don't do that. You're gonna regret it tomorrow you stupid!" Hijikata said snatching it off it with only a drop left.
"Ehehhehe". Gintoki said. He was even more drunk than before. His whole body become numb and sunken towards Hijikata. He wasn't able to move. His face was bright pink and he couldn't speak well. All he could do was laugh like an idiot. He slowly closed his eyes only to fall asleep.
"What the hell. Is he an idiot? Now what do I do with you?" Hijikata said. He stood up and walked away. But then he had a thought. What if other people sees him like that and thinks that he's a woman because of how he's dressed. Then they'll definitely do something to him. The mayonnaise loving bastard went back to Gintoki and lifted him up and putting him on his back. He walked outside giving him a piggy back ride while the silver head was passed out.
"Fucken yorozuya. You better thank me later." He said whilst carrying him. "Geez. Did you get fat? You're so fucking heavy!" He groaned as he puts him down near a random pole. He didn't know what to do with him now. He was originally going to put him in his house but what if someone sees him. They'll think of something else. He was stressing out and started to bang his head on the pole multiple times until blood started pouring out.
"Mmmmppphh". A sound came from the silver head.
Hijikata looked over at the silver head samurai, panicking if he was awake but thankfully he wasn't. He quickly put him on his back and rushed to the Odd Jobs. After a few minutes when he got there, he opened the door and placed him on the entrance. He was about to leave until he felt a hand on his wrists. He slowly turned around in case he got caught and have to explain this sticky situation.
"Mmm. Where are you going?"'Gintoki mumbled whilst sleep half passed out.
"Hey. Let me go!" Hijikata loudly whispered.
"No... Don't leave me". He pleaded. He made a seductive face that he didn't realise he was doing. Hijikata didn't know what to do. He just stood there wondering what was up with him and why he said that. Gintoki pulled him in with all his strength and cuddled him.
"Hey! Hey!" He said. "What the hell bastard?" He looks up at the silver head only to see him sleeping happily and soundly. He never saw him like that. His chest started to hurt. He didn't know what he was feeling. He struggled to get out of his grip and walked off confused but at the same time his cheeks were hot.
"Tch. DAMMIT!!!" He yelled banging his head a hundred more times.
TBC.
Btw do you guys know what Hijikata called Gintoki? Bc i can't remember. But thanks for reading.