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"It's a good day to be a ghost." In which a girl lives out her best life despite the worst. Part 1 Started 9... Xem Thêm

Don't Let Being A Dumb Bitch Keep You From Achieving Your Dreams
Fucking Loser Sits In a Tree All By Herself
Well Well Well If It Isnt The Problems I Tried To Escape By Taking A Nap
4:20? Looks Like It's Time To Praise To Jesus
I Dont Have To be Drunk Or High To Make Bad Life Decisions
I May Be Dyslexic But I can Still Spell Fuck You
Its Been Fun But I'm Gonna Go Cry Now
Not Now Sweaty, Mommy's Cyberbullying
And Then They Sent Me Like Seven Pictures Of My Stand's Ass
Gotta Look Cute So They Forget You Don't Know Basic Math
Cant See The Haters Through My Tears (Nice Try Though)
Call Me An Escalator Because I Let People Down
I Can't Believe I Put On My Good Crocs For This
You Might Have Dinner Reservations But I Have Social Anxiety
I Got All This Panic And Not One Invitation To The Disco
Wear Heelies To Escape Your Feelies
Sometimes You Just Gotta Macarena Through The Anxiety
There's Holes In My Crocs So My Swag Can Breath
Can't Spell 'Disconected From Society' Without Disco
No Flesh No Brain But Still In Pain (Halloween Special)
My Grandma Bullies Me Through The Ouija Board
I Dont Need Love I Need To Go Back To Sleep
Just You Wait Until My Therapist Hears Of This
Y'all Can't See My Tears If I Keep Rollerblading Away
When Life Falls Apart Just Kick It Under The Fridge So No One Notices
Different Day And Same Dumb Bitch
All These Flavors And You Choose To Be Salty
Eat The Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti
I'm In Spain But The S Is Silent
I Want To Suffocake Myself
It's Alright Password I'm Insecure As Well
Took The Breaks Off My Scooter Cause The Swag Never Stops
Depressed But Well Dressed
Why Do I Need A Watch When It's Always My Time
Jazz Hands My Way Through Hell
Take Me Out Of The Oven Because I'm So Done
The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
Bippity Boppity Back The Fuck Up
It's Okay, I'm Not My Type Either
Kiss? No Thanks I'm Saving My Lips For The Sweet Kiss Of Death
All The Dummy And None Of The Thicc
Will You Yeet Today Or Will Today Yeet You
My Professional Strength Is Spontaneous Screaming
Coke? Nah, I'm Here For The Brocaine
Have You Tried Speaking To The Manager Within
Sorry But I Don't Do Sinners. I Dont Care How Thicc Your Ass Is
Time Flies When You Dont Know What The Fuck Is Going On
I Seemed To Have Misplaced My Mental Stability
Looks Like It's Time To Isolate Myself From Everyone Who Cares About Me
Merry Crisis
Eat A Healthy Breakfast So You Can Run From The Cops
No Matter How Hard I Try I Cant Eggscape The Pain
If I Stay In Bed My Vibes Are Safe
Sorry But Being Sexy And Bitter Is My Default Setting
I'm One More Minor Inconvience Away From Losing My Shit
I Took A Tylenol But It Still Hurts To Be Alive
I'm Going To Hell Y'all Want Anything
I Only Accept Apologies In Cash
I'm Too Thicc To Do Anything Half-Assed
Sorry I Slipped On My Own Tears
On The Outside I Skrrt Skrrt But On The Inside I Hurt Hurt
No Matter What, You Can't Scrub Away The Pain
Every Living Thing Dies Alone
I Cry A Lot For Someone Who Doesn't Even Hydrate
My Life Is Falling Apart But At Least I Have Rad Socks
It May Be Friday But It's Not My Day
Don't Do Drugs Do Me Instead
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
Social Media Fucked The Streets Up More Than Crack In The 80's
Superiority Complex? I'm Just Better Than You, Nothing Complex About It.
I Drink Espresso To Cure My Depresso
I May Be Pathetic But At Least It's Aesthetic
Fuck Nudes, Send Me A Therapist
I Can't Go To Hell I'm Out Of Vacation Days
I'm Turning Myself Into A Board Game Since Y'all Want To Play Me
I Put The Bi In Bitch
Even With All Those Years In The Closet, You Still Have No Sense Of Fashion
I Take Super Hot Showers To Practice Burning In Hell
I Ask For Snuggles And All I Get Are Struggles
I Got My Shit Together But It's Still Shit
Life Is One Big Dumpster Fire And I'm Just Trying To Make S'mores
I Sexually Identify As A Mistake
Gingersnap My Fucking Neck
I'm Not Actually A People Person I'm Just An Attention Whore
Question Corner UwU
I May Be A Dumb Bitch But I Ain't Fucking Stupid
hI WeLcOmE tO cHiLiS
Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
I Always Carry A Map So These Bitches Know Exactly Where They Got Me Fucked Up
If You Can't Run From Your Problems You're Not Running Fast Enough
I Have A Heart Full Of Love And A Head Full Of Dumb
I Only Break A Sweat When I'm Running Away From My Problems
Both My Emotional Wellbeing And My Bank Account Are Very Low
Not To Quote Britney Spears But You're Toxic
Splish Splash Your Opinion Is Trash
How Can I Be At Rock Bottom If I'm A Top
I May Be Radical But I Am Also Sadical
For All The People Who Doubted Me, You Were Right
This Would Not Have Happened if I Just Stayed In Bed
They're Called Heelys Because They Heal the Pain
I'm Extremely Ravilonely
I Use A Barbie Shovel To Bury My Feelings
If You Blast Kids Bop You Never Have To Hear Your Inner Demons
If You Think My Room Is A Mess You Should See The Rest Of My Life
My Neck, My Back, My Crippling Anxiety Attack
A Bitch Needs A Cuddle
Haven't Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose
All I Peel Is Sadness
Sleeping Is Good For You So I'm Going To Sleep Forever
Ree Kill Me
Why Open Your Legs When You can Open The Bible
I Should Be A Baseball Pitcher Cause I'm Hella Good At Throwing My Life Away
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Can Wash Dirt Out Of My Hair But Not My Soul
Jesus Is Back And He's Not Crucifucking Around
The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid
My Favorite Hobby Is Pretending I Have My Shit Together
If Someone Looks Down On You, Trip Them
Only Crippling Anxiety Keeps Me From Murder
I Want My Life To Be H2Over
Why, I'd Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again
Someone Has To Be The One To Set A Bad Example, And That Someone Is Me
If I Agreed With You, We Would Both Be Wrong.
Alas, There Is No Fruit On My Fuck Tree
Everyone Has A Creative Outlet, I Stuck A Metal Fork Into Mine
There is no god.
My Life Is Held Together With Pink Leopard Print Duck Tape
Opium For My Copeium
If Life Is A Simulation, Please Turn It Off
I Wanna Be Yeehawed Into The Sun
I Put The Sad In Quesadilla
Sure You Have The Horse In The Back But Do You Have Jesus At The Wheel
I Dont Burn Calories I Burn Bridges
I Don't Need A Significant Other, Just A Significant Income
My Body Is A Temple, The Architect Was Just Drunk
Waiting For A Demon To Possess Me So I Can Take A Break From Life
You're Funny Because Your Life Is A Joke
I Got 99 Problems And I Caused All Of Them
La Squadra Ending
Abbacchio Ending
Bruno Ending
Mista Ending
Narancia Ending
Fugo Ending
Giorno Ending
Trish Ending
Epiloggie
HELP ME OUT WITH THIS POLL MY SWEATIES
Canon Ending
Lock Your Fucking Doors, I'm Coming.

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"What the hell is up with your hair?!" This was the seventh time she had tried to chop the long mullet off, only for it to regrow to the exact same length. Some of the hair on top had also started to grow again, and the newly reborn Giorno watched with slight terror as lock after lock fell limply to the floor. It was a bit of a childish worry, but the thirteen year old feared that it might just stop growing all together soon. "You know what? No."

He audibly breathed a sigh of relief as she started to comb out the hair, sectioning it and braiding the mullet, finishing off with a clear elastic to hold it in place. He never saw himself as someone to ever have long hair, but it did somehow fit him, odd enough. "I don't even look like myself anymore..."

"It's just a braid, Giorno." She swiveled the chair around, hand tucked under her chin in thought. It was missing something, but she wasn't sure what. It needed something memorable, cute, but not too weird. It catches your eye, but not in a bad way. Well, he would catch anyone's eye. She just wanted him to stand out MORE. Her eyes wandered down to the cafe down the street. She had had their donuts before, a fear years back the last time she lived here. "Oh my god you need donuts."

"I'm getting donuts too?" She dug through the hairdressers cabinet, pulling out some granny curlers as he glanced at her, a little worried about her plans for his bangs.

"Yup, now hurry before someone realizes the door is unlocked." Did she pick the lock of the hairdressers shop just to give him a haircut? Yes, but it wasn't like she was stealing anything. And she would clean up the mess too, her stand was already in the process of sweeping all the hair away as she leaned over his chair to add them into his hair. "And then heat them up so they stay, a little hairspray-"

"Who's there?" She glanced up at the door, despite it being a wee hours of the morning, someone decided to call the cops and rat them out. Well crap.

"Whoops, we gotta run, bud." (Y/N) pulled away, much to his dismay. She didn't seem too affected by the fact she just broke into a hairdressers shop and will be chased by the cops. No, this was a normal Tuesday for her, hauling the victim of tonight's chaos out of the chair and out the back door, avoiding the flashlight rays as long as they could. They almost made it out if not for the creak of the wooden floors. Next Giorno knew, they were booking it, howling with laughter as they evaded the thundering footsteps of the cops that chased them. Yea, his life was definitely changing.

"Oh my god wait, we forgot about all the hair" He paused, glancing back down the way which they came.

"Already solved that, Giogio, we gotta gogo!" She snatched his hand, tugging him back at the sight of the white flashlight beam and yeeting him into the sky, pushing off soon after and snapping her fingers, the both of them landing on the rooftops out of sight. "My foolproof escape tactic, up always works."

"Right." He beamed, it had only been a few hours, but he couldn't remember a time he had laughed so much. Unfortunately, all good things have to end.

"Aw, sorry, Giorno. The pissbabies are calling. We should hang out again though, if you aren't in school or something." Her shoulder nudged his, but it was different from the times in the hallway at school. It wasn't out of scorn or distaste or accompanied by teasing laughter, it was just natural, and he found himself mimicking it.

"Yea, definitely."

Extra!!

"Wait really? No joke?" (Y/N) stood in a tattoo parlor, eyes locked on the countless designs in front of her. She couldn't help but squeal in delight, brushing her fingers over the inked designs on the page. After being thrown around, shot, and pitted against Risotto's stand, she could definitely take on the pain, but now the tough part, choosing a suitable tattoo. "Ooh, this one's pretty..."

"Do you want it to be colored in?" Formaggio leaned against the counter next to her, watching her flip through the various back designs. She seemed pretty adamant on having it between her shoulder blades.

"Well... Like, I want it mostly just outlined in black, I guess. I mostly meant it as a joke. I never thought I would actually get one." She thumbed the laminated pages, finally settling on a tattoo. It was a geometric design almost similar to a crop circle, with various flowers and butterflies weaving through the lines that spanned almost from the nape to the end of her ribs. "Black roses for the flowers, please."

"Yea. we can do that." The receptionist swiped the money off the counter, flicking through and counting it up. "Tell the parlor when you get called up."

"If you're going to get it on you back, doesn't that mean you have to undress?" Melone wondered aloud. Although he was the one who most actively pursued women, he had toned down with (Y/N). Of course, it wasn't as if she was free from his clutches forever. It was one of the reasons he agreed, along with Formaggio, to come with and take her there.

"No, I'm wearing a backless top." She shrugged a shoulder of her black coat off, revealing her red tank top, back open for viewing. Her bra might have been the same color, but she was fine with unclipping it for the sake of getting her tattoo. "Alright, the stabbening, let's get on with it!"

"She does have a very nice back, shame we can't see any more." He simpered, only to get kicked by Illuso. This was the exact reason he had come, along with Prosciutto and Pesci. Ghia and Risotto were waiting in the car, more or less dragged to see the final product. "I'm not wrong though!"

"She's a child, do not yearn for the CHILD." Prosciutto massaged his temples. He really did see (Y/N) as a child. Which, mentally she was. Sure, the girl is capable of both murdering and disposing a human, but he witnessed firsthand how chronically idiotic she is. He watched her mourn over a spilled bowl of honey nut cheerios, okay?

"Don't forget that she's seventeen now. In a year she'll be legal." He raised his finger towards the roof, a glimmer of lust in his eyes.

"Yea, sure." Formaggio nodded, fiddling with the red leather of his jacket. "But when you talk to her, she's different. It's like she doesn't really care what she looks like, just that she's having fun, you know? Kind of a refreshing change."

Illuso shrugged. He wouldn't look too deep into it. "Like she says, she's here for a fun time, not a long one."

"(Y/N) is really unorthodox, isn't she? You can never tell what's going on in her head. Who knows what secrets she's actually hiding." Melone added, fishing up some files on his laptop.

"What do you mean? I don't think she would hide things from us." Pesci turned toward his masked comrade, tilting his body to see what he had pulled up on his screen.

"Well, for starters, she doesn't exist." He shifted the laptop around for everyone to see. On the screen was the database of names of everyone in Italy, but there was no one under the name of (Y/N) (L/N), bold red letters highlighted under the search bar. "There is no one in all of Europe with her description."

Behind the curtain, said girl hummed 'baby shark' to herself. Who knows what goes on in the head of a ghost?

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So like, is anyone willing to guess how many more chapters until we actually reach the main plot of the story? Because I still gotta type up when she meets the bucci gang and interactions and all that fun stuff.

-take your guesses here and if you get it right then you can suggest chapter titles. If you get it wrong you can suggest chapter titles but sadder because I need more chapter titles lmao-

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