Hello Valentine! || {Chanlix}...

By Smoll_Fefe

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In which Jisung is fed up with Felix's complaints about being single so he gets him a valentine-over-text. More

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三十一

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By Smoll_Fefe

double update today, look at me go

originally this was going to be a really short book and yet here we are with 32 parts.. whoops


Bang Chan-ssi

Hey lix meeting up wasn't that bad right!

oh btw.. why did you leave so suddenly?

you said you had a lesson but Seungmin  said that was... a lie..

did I do something wrong? 


Lissy <3

I had a catch-up lesson.


Bang Chan-ssi

oh..

are you sure you're not mad or anything?


Lissy <3

I'm not.


Bang Chan-ssi

are you lying to me?


Lissy <3

No.


Bang Chan-ssi

but you're.. writing with proper grammer and putting full stops


Lissy <3

Is there something wrong with that?


Bang Chan-ssi

well.. not really


Lissy <3

Good, then there isn't an issue.


Bang Chan-ssi

hey lissy


Lissy <3

*Felix


Bang Chan-ssi

LISSY

what's my name in your contacts?

don't question it just answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lissy <3

'Bang Chan-ssi'


Bang Chan-ssi

B-Bang c-chan SSI!?!?!?

YOU ARE MAD, YOURE DEFINATELY MAD!!!!!

[Seen]





Chan-hyung

Helllpppp 

T-T

LIX IS MAD AT ME!?!?


Binnie-bin-bin

WELL NO SHIT ENSTEIN

YOU MADE HIM FUCKING THINK YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE


Chan-hyung

Eh?


Binnie-bin-bin

Let me put this straight for you.

Felix likes you.


Chan-hyung

no he doesnt


Binnie-bin-bin

omfg

yeah im not doing this shit

go ask seungmin, he'll explain it to you


Chan-hyung

kay

[Seen]

.

.


Wait bin...


Binnie-bin-bin

What.


Chan-hyung

I don't have his number...


Binnie-bin-bin

+84-XXX-XXX-XXX

Idiot.


Chan-hyung

:/

[Seen]




~~~~~~toothpaste~~~~~~




Unkown number

Hi Seungmin, It's chan!


Seungmin

LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKER.

MY ROOMATE IS FUCKING MISERABLE BECAUSE OF YOU.


Unkown number

I'M SORRY


Seungmin

SHUT UP AND LISTEN.


Unkown number

okay.. sorry


Seungmin

If you werent an oblivious idiot

You wouldve noticed that when Changbin asked lix if he liked anyone

he side-eyed your dirty dish rag looking asss.

Even somone who knew nothing about lix would be able to tell that he fucking likes you.

Rat.

Then you had to go and say you likeed someone in a way that implyied it was someone that wasnt lix.

YOUR SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUCKING EYE CONTACT AND WINK OR SOMETHING.

I dont know why everyone is so so fucking obssesd with a rat like you after seeing how shit you are flirting

I mean felix was awful but you where the epitome of a fucking oblivious idiotic asshole.

TUCK YOUR TINNY DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND FUCKING FIX THIS!


Unkown Number

Points where made.

Feelings where hurt.


Seungmin

Sorry hyung, I lost my composure.

It's just that I don't like seeing Felix hurt or crying, So please sort this out.

He does like you, a lot.


Chan.

thank you seungmin, I mean it, I'll fix this, promise.


Seungmin

That was a horrible sentence, It should have had a break in the middle and you capitalised neither the first letter of my name nor the beginning letter of the sentence.


Chan

should i bring up the grammatical mistakes you made whilst ranting at me


Seungmin

Shut up.

[Seen]




Seungmin find his chill challenge: fAiLeD



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