Hermitcraft team ZIT oneshots...

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Oneshots and nonsense relating to team zit on hermitcraft Más

Hi, hello, welcome, aloha, hallo
My headcanons for these three
Lava hugs (oneshot) {repost}
The fight... (oneshot) {repost}
Summer days (oneshot) {repost}
Proposal (oneshot) {repost}
Stuck (oneshot) {repost}
Random zit fluff {repost}
Cat vs. demon (oneshot) {repost}
A really weird dream {repost}
Skate date (oneshot) {repost}
Candy mountain (oneshot) {repost}
Incorrect quotes {repost}
An "adventure" (oneshot) {repost}
An exausted sleepy boi {oneshot} {repost}
Clumbsy sleep

Zed and tango get wedding dresses (multishot) {repost}

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Remember my 1k special oneshot?

Well this is the aftermath of it :)
It will be broken into two parts, you'll see

I also may or may not watch too much of that one show... Say yes to the Dress 😅

This is something the teamzit cult discord went kinda bazerk over Like when it was first made
A month or something ago :p

Sorry if it's bad....

Enjoy :)

3rd Person POV:

Zedaph and Tango were waiting for the three girls on the spawn island. The girls had insisted that they take the two wedding dress shopping.

After a few minutes Tango and Zed heard multiple rockets being launched, and soon saw Cleo, False, and Stress hurtling towards the small island at ungodly speeds. Before promptly slowing down suddenly and landing gracefully.

"This will be so much fun!" Stress squealed.

"You two know that you had no choice but to let us take you after you had said you wanted to wear dresses right?" False asked quite amused.

"It was a given."
"With out a doubt."

"And the fact that we already get to dress you up tango from time to time, I can't wait to see what happens when not only you're dressed up but also one of your fiancés are as well." Cleo smirked.

"Well then I guess we should head through the portal into the main world, and have a good time." Tango suggested.

"Tango, im suddenly nervous about this..." Zed whispered.

"Dude you'll be fine, the girls know what they are doing." Tango smiles warmly.

"ALSO, forgot to say this but we can't go just yet, there's one more person joining us, don't ask why, we have a plan." Cleo shouted still smirking. Stress and False snickered while Tango and Zed looked at each other confused.

And soon enough, Wels landed by them.
"Sorry im Late guys, i was asked kinda last minute." Wels said as he landed.

"Ok now we can go" Cleo smiled.

"We've booked each of you an appointment at a bridal shop. So we better get goin so we're not late." Stress told the other five people.

Time skip (brought to you by, CLeojoestressssss)

The six of them arrived at the boutique, with only like 5 minutes to spare. They checked in, and two people came up to them.
"So which two of you lovely ladies are getting married?" One person asked.

"Actually none of us are..." False turned and looked at both Tango and Zedaph.
"These two are." She chuckled. Meanwhile Tango and Zed were not paying attention on the slightest and were just looking at the bright white lights and sparkly stuff every where.
"They would like to wear dresses for their wedding, so us three girls decided to help out. We already dress Tango up, but this may be Zedaph's first time wearing a dress infront of people that are not his boyfriends."

"And I'm just here for moral support, and to let them know when something doesn't look good on them." Wels chuckled.

"I see, that's perfectly fine I'm sure we can find something both of them will love wearing, now you said boyfriends, as in multiple?" The other person questioned.

"Yep those two and one other are polyamorous, just so happened that these two both wanted to wear dresses for it sooo now we're here." Stress informed.

"So Tango, Zedaph Are you looking for anything specific in a dress?"

Hearing their names brought them back to reality.
"Ahh! Oh Right. This place is beautiful, I'm not too sure what I'm looking for in a dress. I'll be willing to try anything I guess." Tango said startled.

"I'm going to be perfectly honest I don't really know anything about dresses or weddings for that matter, I just know I enjoy wearing them. sooo I'll take your word for it" Zedaph chuckled.

"Wow, you both have really unique eye colors, red and mauve, not something you see every day." One of them smiled.
"Any ways let's get you two started shall we?"

The two nodded, before being brought to smaller separate rooms. The girls and Wels were told if they see something they think one of them would like to let them know.

Wels decided to look around as he didn't want to sit there being useless while the girls were busy looking. Except he didn't want to look around alone so stress browsed with him.

"Hey stress, look at this one... it may just be something Zed May like?" He was referring to a very light pink almost white, A-line dress that was off the shoulder. It had flowery decorations near the top and some fading from the bottom

"you know what, your probably right. It would be up his ally."
"We could go bring it to him"

A few moments later they handed the dress to the person who was helping Zed.

Once it was brought inside of the room, the two heard a very British voice say
"What. Is. That. Beautiful. Thing-a-ma-jig."
"And May I try it on?"

They chuckled, and headed back out.

And about ten minutes later, Zedaph exited the room wearing the pink dress Wels had found.

"Zed you know I would not hesitate to tell you if you looked bad in something, but this is just amazing on you." Both Wels and Cleo gasped in unison.

"I really like this dress, like the very light pink, like the flowers, love the shape. But I'm not too sure." Zed smiled.

"Oh don't worry about it, it's very rare That you fall in love with the very first dress you try on. There's plenty more dresses to try on" the person helping him gestured.

"Ahhh ok!"

"Shoo, go try on another dress." Stress waves him off.

About a minute after Tango came out, wearing a two piece dress that showed part of his stomach.

"That's a dress?" Wels asked confused.

"Yes. Also Tango there's something unsettling about the fact that your showing your stomach..." False chuckled.

"I'd like to see you put it on falsie." He smirked.
"But I'm not feeling this one that much"

"Then it's not the dress." Stress smiled.

The person helping tango led him to the back once again.
The girls and Wels were once again waiting.

Maybe 4 minutes passed before Zedaph returned. In a different dress. He had the biggest smile on his face.

He was wearing a strapless pale pink A-frame dress. The skirt of the dress had a sheer overly. And also had the largest bow to be put on a dress on the back.

And he could not look happier wearing that dress.

"Zed, how do you feel in that dress? I see you smiling quite a lot." Cleo chuckled, Zedaph Blushed lightly before somehow smiling
even more.

"I feel more beautiful than a blossoming flower." He smiled brightly, gently looking at the floor, with a light blush.

"That's a good thing." She smiled.

"I-I really love this dress."

"We can tell." Wels smirked softly.

"That's it, this is the one, I love it too much."

"I don't think I would have allowed you to wear any other dress after seeing how happy you looked in that one." False informed him.

They all shared a light laugh over that.
They brought Zedpah in the back once more, so he couldn't see Tango in a dress and tango couldn't see him in a dress. Have to keep it a surprise anyway right?

Tango came out in mermaid style dress, that... that was red?... he seemed happy in it.

"Leave it to Tango to somehow find the only red wedding dress in the store." False rolled her eyes smirking.

"Not gonna lie it does look good on him." Cleo added.

"What can I say I love red."
"I look good in it, and this dress just-"

"It Just screams Tango." Wels laughed.

"Lol"

"Tango-" Stress started but couldn't finish.

"I'm like 100% positive I'm picking this dress." Tango said with strange Mixture of joy and other emotions.

"Well then that was easy," Cleo said with her usual sarcasm.

About 1300 words.
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Yeah I don't know what the fuck I just wrote but, I love it?

Ok I just love zit, and I started writing this like 2-3 weeks ago?
But thennnnnnn I lost the bet, and it was just a shit show.

But for now, Keep swimming my little fishies!
Much love,
SharkBait.

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