UnOrdinary chat fic

By Iwantdie3242

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A chat based on characters from Uru-Chan's WEBTOON This is also a shit post More

Welcome
Claire Joins the Party
Aftermath
Punishment
John X Therapy
The Gang gets Reported
John and Remi Get Caught
The Bad News
Arlo Isn't Gay
The Subsitute (Filler)
Music (Even More Filler)
The Talk
War Crimes
Pain
Safehouse(Oneshot)
The Visit
Even More Pain
Seraphina's Secret
I don't know what to call this
Halloween Special
NNN
True feelings
Self Deprecation
A Cry for Help
Cry for Help Part 2
I think I Committed Tax Fraud
The Party
I may have not slept at all the last couple of days
Happy Thanksgiving
This episode is Scuffed
next arc gonna start next update
Guess whos back and prolly failed all their finals
Wedding
Aux Cord
Christmas Special
I Go Too Far
This is the defintition of a shit post
Joining a hate group?
Death, rum, and taxes

The Mall

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John: why do I have to go

Sera: because you have to get clothes and toys for Clem

John: but like can't we order them online because the mall is full of assholes

Sera: go get her toys you think she would like while I get clothes and books she could study

John: why are you getting books for her to study she is 6

Sera: because I want her to be a productive member of society unlike you

John: I have good grades tho

Sera: you call having a D- a good grade

John: first off no one could be as perfect as you in school secondly it's the hardest subject in school most of my class is failing

Sera: whatever meet me at the food court in about an hour

1 hour later

John: where tf are you

Sera: do you think she's too young to learn biology

John: seeing as it is a high school subject, yes, yes she is

Sera: ok well I'm omw

Group chat

Shazam: help

John: what did you do

Shazam: it's not what we did it's what Clem did

Asslo: is Johns family full of mentally unstable people

John: You see the only reason I was unstable is because Sera lost her ability, got kidnapped, and also someone jumped me at the turf wars sight and if I didn't beat the crap out of them would've left me there

Claire: Johns life is full of tragedy

Soulless: guys Clem's ability is that she can freeze the other persons ability and she knows both mine and Isens ability even though we didn't activate our abilities

Asslo: shouldn't she have the same ability as John seeing as there're siblings and what is Johns passive

John: I have somewhat of the same passive as her as for ability idk where she got that

Arlo to Elaine

Arlo: Clem isn't really Johns sister is she

Elaine: what makes you say that

Arlo: they don't have the same ability and from the pictures remi sent to the chat they don't have the same eye color

Elaine: well remi and her brother didn't have the same eye color

Arlo: that's different now tell me what is the relationship between her and John

Elaine: I can't tell you

Arlo: I will go on a date with you

Elaine: it's John kid

Arlo: I call bs I will have Isen see if your telling the truth because if you are Ceciles going to have a field day

Elaine: Isen won't help because if he tells anyone John would kill him

Arlo: why did you help me then

Elaine: I like a little pain with my pleasure

Arlo: and this is where I leave

Back to the Group Chat

Pumpkin king: well she froze remis ability and it looks like as long as her ability is active you can't activate your ability

John: not as op as I would've thought

Shazam: also I don't know what food she likes and doesn't like

John: make her a sandwich

Soulless: I doubt you want Remi to make her food she always finds away to mess it up one time she baked a cake and there were still the yolk in it

Shazam: that was 1 time

Pumpkin king: you almost burned down the entire girls dorm down because you wanted to make cookies

Sera: I remember that

Shazam: ok 2 times

John: Isen blyke can one of you guys make her food

Pumpkin king: I'll try I only know how to make eggs

John that's ok

Arlo to Isen

Arlo: get me info on Johns daughter

Isen: who said Clem was Johns daughter

Arlo: who is the mother of his child

Isen: I don't know

Arlo: I know you know because you would be the first to know this kinda info

Isen: hey this is the first time I'm hearing it maybe ask Cecile since I'm not that hands on with the press anymore

Isen to John
Isen: someone told Arlo that Clem is you kid

John: my guess is Elaine

Isen: your not worried that he might go to Cecile and put it in the newspaper

John: I could just say that I adopted her from a previous relationship

Isen: are you almost done because blyke is about to get his ass beat by Clem

John: send videos or it didn't happen

Isen: like remi is holding Clem back and Blyke has a black eye

John: what did blyke do

Isen: Blyke straight up just gave her food

John: maybe Emebr hurt her whenever she ate or something

Isen: blyke is scared of her rn

John: we are in the bus rn on our way

Back to the group chat

Sera: maybe blyke deserves it

Shazam: he just gave her food

Sera: maybe it was food she didn't like

Shazam: but you don't punch someone in the face of you don't like the food

John: I would if it was super bad

Pumpkin king: your different John you would punch someone if they accidentally bumped into you

John: like father like daughter

Asslo: I knew it

John: Elaine your dead

Blueberry: a little bit of pain with the pleasure

John: ok I'm just gonna ignore that statement but Clem is from another relationship that kinda had the mom become an addict

Claire: I too know of the ex you are talking about

Asslo: didn't you say John was a 5

Claire: don't mean he got mad hoes tho he probably got more hoes than you

Arlo: I have my own fan club

Sera: something a virgin would say

Arlo: you are for sure a virgin and unlike John you don't have have any proof to retort that your not

Sera: both John and Remi know for a fact that I'm not a virgin and unlike you I am not afraid to ask out John

Pumpkin king: you my man John is a straight up player

Soulless: there it is again always getting hurt by John

Shazam: that was supposed to be a secret

John: I still find it weird that arlo has feelings for me, like I'm flattered but I'm not gay

Arlo: neither am I

Shazam: you have a poster of John and you practice kissing it

Blueberry: so that date was it all a lie was I played was I used

Soulless: your a simp

Blueberry: look who is talking you simp for remi

Pumpkin king: John you almost home because Clem locked her self in her room saying that everyone except sera, remi, and John will hurt her

John: where's remi

Soulless: she went to go her food because isen kinda gave Clem a burnt pb&j

John: didn't she punch you because she didn't like the food you made

Soulless: maybe but like I'm afraid of her

Claire: who wouldn't be afraid of a little kid

Pumpkin king: Clem is legit built different

Shazam: I went to go get sandwiches since you and sera are on your way

Sera: sure

Asslo: why did sera go with you John

Sera: because he needed to get clothes for Clem and he has no style sense Gaylord

Asslo: you are a cripple I could beat the shit out of you and not one person would care

John: everyone in the group chat would care

Shazam: what toys did you get Clem

John: Legos (trademarked)

Sera: no girl her age played with legos

Shazam: yeah I played with dolls

John: LEGOS (trademarked) will help develop her brain

Soulless: the only time I will agree with John legos aren't just male toys they are everyone toys

Pumpkin king: what set did you get her

John: I got her some LEGO Star Wars (trademarked) and one LEGO (trademarked) speed set

Sera: still think that that reading books will help her more

Soulless: perhaps but it's always fun to play with legos

Asslo: did you guys see the news about how ember was doing experiments making test tube babies

Shazam: what monsters

Asslo: since y'all won't get my point John kidnapped the kid and that kid isn't even his own

John: it is doc did a dna rest and everything

Assl: fuck

Claire: arlo wanted John to be the first person John has had relations with

Asslo: I'm not gay

Pumpkin king: image.png

John: why did you send a picture of a threesome with you arlo and blyke

Pumpkin king: to prove a point.

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A/N thank for 1k views guys

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