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Mori Calliope - Romantic Headcanons
Requested by idk I just started this book back then
Word Count → 700 Words
Warnings/Notes → Ew ew ew icky old chapter ew please go check out the revamped version in chapter 121 please it's so much better this is so old I wrote this in 2020 that's the only warning you'll get
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💀 First date 💀
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Your first date with Calli was just chilling at her house. At first, being in the underworld was kinda weird but you got over it. During that time you helped her with ideas for her songs/raps. She also asked if you wanted to be apart of the backing vocals in her music.
The two of you ended up indulging in some of her red wine while watching movies and you got quite a bit tipsy. Calli, on the other hand, had done this for so long you were pretty sure she was immune to getting drunk.
💀 First kiss 💀
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Your first kiss with Calli was quite uneventful. You two were just having one of your regular date nights, cuddling on the couch while watching a mixture of horror and mafia movies. You were snuggled into her chest, getting quite drowsy as it was quite late. Calli noticed this and brought you up to her bed so you could sleep more comfortably.
You didn't want her to leave so you grabbed her cloak. Calli couldn't escape your grasp (or perhaps just wasn't trying at all) so she just leaned over and kissed you. You were shocked and let go which prompted her to say good night and left to finish the movie.
💀 Getting sick 💀
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Calli doesn't get sick. At all. You're quite jealous of that fact. But, it means there's no risk for her when she takes care of you when you're sick. She's not the best at looking after a sick you, but she tries her best.
Usually resorts to warm foods and cuddles in bed while watching movies to take your mind off of your sickness, which usually works.
💀 Jealousy 💀
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It's mostly you getting jealous about all the fans who jokingly (or maybe not jokingly) say that they love her. If you're in the room when she reads these comments out loud, she give you a sly look and a smirk.
But, when the situations are switched, it's like a switch flips inside her. If it's some random person flirting with you, Calli will ask you to leave. As soon as you get home though, she will disappear for around half an hour and then return like nothing happened. (I'll leave it up to you what she did to the person)
:Miscellaneous:
💀 Teasing her about Kiara. It embarrasses her, but she's glad to know you aren't jealous or angry about her relationship with the phoenix
💀 You stealing her scythe and jokingly waving it around. Usually ending in something getting broken and you falling off whatever piece of furniture you're on
💀 You crashing her streams sometimes and scaring her while doing so, whilst gaining your own little following from the Deadbeats
💀 Constantly making death/grim reaper jokes to annoy her
"Hey, Calli?"
"Yeah?"
"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?"
"Please no."
"To get some soles!"
- Cue laugh track -
💀 You like wrapping yourself in her large cloak when you're cold because it's big and warm. Sometimes you'll do it when she's streaming and fluster her
💀 She's definitely a tsundere
💀 Loves headpats but refuses to admit it
💀 Loves it when you play with her long hair
💀 Sometimes she'll take her crown/tiara and place it on your head
💀 If you're shorter than her she'll rest her head on either your head or your shoulders
💀 She WILL pick you up and pull you into her lap for cuddles. No question
💀 If you're taller than her she rest her head on your shoulders
💀 She'll also rest her head in your lap if you're lying down
💀 The other Hololive EN members ship you 100%, actually, her entire fanbase ships you two together
💀 If you're another VTuber, Ina would draw art of you two together
💀 Having to hold her back when she's in a large crowd or she WILL start stealing people's souls. Promises of wine, movies and cuddles usually works