pretty setters squad

By WillowRando

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this is just another pretty setters squad chatfic since I love them and have so many ideas in mind that I hav... More

a group chat?!
iwaoi child?!
congratulations kageyama!
////////////////////// idk
miya atsumu
THANK YOU
telling them part 1
telling them part 2
telling them part 3 and daisuga
captains chat
kenhina
semishira
bokuaka
kyohaba
iwaoi/ kinda sad stuff
the truth
the truth part 2
After everything
every ones reaction
the child?!
the child part 2
the child final
not an update
AGAASHIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Kageyama is the milk god
New stories
WHERES HARU?!
character QnA (and me)
harus crush?!
A/N
yandere rap battle part 2
random thought/not a chapter
final rap battle/ the end
I'M BACK BITCHES ✌️😗

rap battles of haikyuu part 1

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By WillowRando

Volleyhoes chat

Kiyoko added miyassimp

Atsumu: who....

Miyassimp: HI MIYA SAN

Oikawa: who knew miya chan has simps

Iwa: stfu shittykawa

Oikawa: mean iwa~channn

Kiyoko: remember this is a rap battle

Noya: KIYOKO!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

Tanaka: KIYOKO!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

Tsukki: simps.

Enno: i-

Asahi: i-

Suga: wait rap battle?

Yachi: that means no weapons

Daichi: WEAPONS?!

yachi: that means you kageyama

Asahi: kageyama do you have weapons?

Tobio: huh

Yachi: drop em

Tobi: fine *drops guns and knives*

Kiyoko: all of them

Tobio: ugh*drops chainsaw and machete*

Atsumu: uhm babe......

Tobio: hehe

Yaku: kageyama where did you get weapons?!

Akaashi: better question why did you get weapons?!

Kiyoko: alright

Yachi: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VOLLEYBALL

Kiyoko: MIYA SIMP

yachi: VS

Kiyoko: KAGEYAMA TOBIO

yachi: BEGIN

miyasimp: oh look it's you the freak of the school

Noya: HEY DON'T DISRESPECT OUR SETTER LIKE THAT

Tanaka: YA

oikawa: DON'T BE MEAN TO TOBIO CHAN

miyasimp: The one that thinks stalking my senpai is cool!

Suga: kageyama are you a stalker?

Miyassimp: listen here I only have one thing to say...

Daichi: then say it

Miyasimp: senpai would choose me over you any day!!!

Atsumu: who's senpai? Tobio kun are you cheating on me?!

Osamu: are you that stupid?

Kita: clearly senpai is you Atsumu

Atsumu: oh what?!

Miyasimp: I MEAN COME ON you sneak around me when you think no one sees you!

Atsumu: he does?

Miyasimp: I'll let you in on a secret we all know that you do!

Atsumu: I didn't know

Asahi: me to

Tsukki: clearly no one else knew

Miyassimp: like OH MY GOD

Asahi: don't use God's name like that you sinful disappointment

Noya: O-O

Suga: O-O

Daichi: O-O

Miyassimp: TOBIO CHAN WHY CAN'T YOU SEE

oikawa: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO CALL HIM TOBIO

miyasimp: YOU'LL NEVER GET SENPAI!

Atsumu: actually I already love him

Miyasimp: HE BELONGS TO ME!

kita: no he belongs to kageyama

Suna: the ship has already sailed bitch

Enno: you didn't even have a chance

Tanaka: COME ONE KAGEYAMA BEAT THE SHIT OUTA THIS HOE

Noya: YA YOU GOT THIS KAGEYAMA

tobio: every time you flap your lips it's another brain cell fizing out

Kuroo: damn

Bokuto: GET EM KAGEYAMA

Tobio: I swear on my senpai

Tobio: THAT I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!

semi: NO ONE IS KNOCKING ANYONE OUT

shirabu: no let him continue I want to sees where this goes

Tobio: you swing your hips and pout your lip and think your being sly when you hide your precious felling about loving senpai

Narita: am I the only one wondering how he knows so much about this girl?

Kinno: no I am to

Tobio: do you even really love him?

Iwa: does that matter?

Tobio: you don't act like you do!

Tobio: you whine all the time put the spotlight on you

Tobio: "you always keep me waiting!"

Atsumu: I do?

Tobio: ya that will get his love

Atsumu: but Tobio you have my love

Osamu: gross

Kenma: my phone is blowing up what are you people talking about?

Akaashi: scroll up

Kenma: oh this is interesting

Tobio: I give him more affection then he could ever dream of!!

Atsumu: it's true 😘😘

Osamu: I repeat gross

Miyasimp: HA YOU SQUIRM AROUND WHEN HE'S FIVE FEET AWAY

Miyasimp: he tells me all the time "he's acting kinda strange"

Atsumu: no I don't bitch I don't even know you

Miyasimp: IF YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU HAVE HIM THEN YOU BETTER THINK TWICE

tsukki: sorry but king doesn't do that

Yams: TSUKKI

tsukki: shut up yamaguchi

Yams: gomen tsukki

Miyasimp: it doesn't take long before I STOP BEING NICE!

Asahi: nothing about this is nice

Kita: ^

Akaashi: ^^

Tobio: do you really think you scare me?

Tobio: I know what keeps you up at night

Oikawa: OwO

Kunimi: I have taught you well young setter

Suga: don't teach my baby setter such things

Tobio: if you want to make this bloody I've been itching for a fight

Atsumu: aww babe you would fight for me

Hinata: YOU GO BAKAYAMA

Tobio: I'll tranq you tie you to a chair and break you MIND

Suga: no!

Daichi: ok who taught kageyama about this stuff!!??

Tobio: or maybe I'll just stab you Ya that'd be fine

Ushijima: stabbing someone could kill them thus sending you to jail i don't believe it would be wise to stab anyone

Suga: no stabbing!

Miyasimp: YOU DON'T SCARE ME!

Tobio: I can tho

Miyasimp: HA WHAT DO YOU KNOW

Tobio: I know that you should probably keep an eye on your bento

Suga: kageyama what did you do?!

Miyasimp: wha-! IT'S POISONED

Iwa: where did you get poison from kageyama!?

Miyasimp: THAT BENTO WAS FOR SENPAI!

Osamu: come on don't be shy give it to him

Atsumu: 😨😨

Kita: Osamu no!

Tobio: I'll let you give him gifts when

Tobio: FAT

Tobio: PIGS

Tobio: FLY!!

Miyasimp: senpai will never love you!

Atsumu: I already do -_-

Miyasimp: your weird and Your a freak!

Kenma: hold up what?!

Kunimi: this bitch about to get it

Shirabu: I'll go prepare a coffin and get the matches

Suga: I take it back let's kill this bitch

Tanaka: YES COUNT US IN

noya: YA

Tobio: oh I don't think he'll complain when he gets me in the sheets~~😉😉

Atsumu: well he's not wrong 😘😘

Suga: get another coffin for Atsumu pls

Atsumu: 😨😨

Miyasimp: GRR KAGEYAMA

futakuchi: bitch what are you a dog?

Yahaba: hey! Don't bring kyotani into this!!!

Kyotani: Ō-Ō

Tobio: MIYASIMP

Miyasimp: I'LL PUT YOU I YOUR PLACE

Oikawa: not on our watch

Suga: SETTERS ASSEMBLE

Tobio: HA COME AT ME BITCH!

Miyasimp has left the chat

Tobio is offline

Yachi: who won?!

Yachi: who's next?!

Yachi: when will the next update be out?!

Yachi: when will author chan answer my questions?!

Yachi: whe-

suga: YACHI

Daichi: YACHI

Enno: YACHI

Asahi: YACHI

Kinno: YACHI

Narita: YACHI

Noya: YACHI

Tanaka: YACHI

Yams: YACHI

hinata: YACHI

Tsukki: Yachi

Yachi: eep sorry

Yachi: You decide!!!

Yachi: EPIC RAP

Kiyoko: RAP

Yachi: BATTLES

Kiyoko: BATTLES

Yachi: OF VOLLEYBALL

Suga: oh on my baby's gonna go fight!

Atsumu: I got tobios location let's go!

A/N who do guys want next and which rap?

Ayano vs Michaela laws

Yandere chan vs yandere kun

Budo vs taro

Yuno vs ayano

These are not mine they are by Michaela laws you can search her up if you want this one is her first osana vs ayano

Byeeeeee have a wonderful day

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