AN: ok so this one is kinda smutty but not really so warning, also it is in diary form so if you don't like that you might want to skip this one
Entry 235, 09/11/2020 wow it's been a while since i've updated my diary
Sixty nine days
That is how many days I had been single since my ex dumped me. Sixty nine days ago Chad dumped me for Emily. Like I mean I fell out of love so it was not too bad when he cut the cord, but still how fucking rude.
Well that is all besides the point, I had to make some adjustments, I moved out into my own apartment and really focused on my blog. And yes before you are like 'ew a blog', yes I make bank, so shut your broke ass up.
I continued to post daily lifestyle posts, it truly consumed all of my time, but it was all I had.
Me time was not really a thing, I mean I loved working to an extent, but I never did anything fun. Chad made me distance myself from all of my friends so I was all alone once we broke up. Or not completely, I still had Biggie, Biggie the Boner. That is what I called my dildo. We got v.e.r.y. close after the breakup.
One night I was you know doing my thing with Biggie the Boner and then he went out on me. And midway too, so I was like 'fuck'. If you have ever had to experience this, you know the struggle. I scurried to my kitchen and grabbed some new batteries, but the damn thing did not turn on. So I had to execute plan B. The shower.
Ok since this is my diary, girl you already know what went down, i'll skip over the shower part.
Entry 236, 09/12/2020
Ok so yesterday I had a bit of a problem, so after I finished posting my 'healthier substitutes' post to my blog I decided to go shopping. No, not to Chanel, to the Sex Shop hehe.
I had been to a few Sex shops before so I knew where to go. It was only a ten minute drive, I lived in Las Vegas so there are quite a few. Then I saw it, my second home, I mean not literally, I rarely went, but still, I was glad to be there.
I walked it and saw Jewels, she was always there, she must have been the manager or something. We always give a quick wave and I continued on with my shopping.
I was browsing down the aisles, until I found the dildo wall. There were so many options, Biggie the Boner was pink and well shaped like a penis, so this time I thought I should get something different. My eyes landed on a purple bead like dildo. It was about 7 inches and had a vibrator built in. I quickly grabbed it off of the shelf and slipped it into my bag.
As I was walking back down the aisle, headed to the cash register I bumped into a tall man. I must have really shoved him because he dropped all of his items.
"I am so sorry, here let me help" I then bent down and helped pick up his items. I might add, he was kinky, he had a leash, a whip, and some random flavored lube bottles.
"No it was my fault, I am so sorry." He also bent down and helped pick up the items. He was so beautiful, or should I say hot, I don't know, all I do know, I wanted to jump his bones right there.
As we both began to stand back up, he got a glance into my bag.
"Nice choice, purple is my favorite color" I am not sure if he was joking or if I just did not realize that was kinda creepy to say, but that red flag was looking a little orange, I mean come on, if you saw him, you would die on spot.
"Um thank you?"
"Oh my, I am sorry, I, I just get flustered when I see someone attractive" In that moment I was like fuck me, he thinks Im hot too? Me? Baby, does he need to go to the doctor and get a check up?
"So you think I am hot? Geeze I could not believe I blurted that out either.
"Well yes i do."
Ghjfg a million thoughts were running through my mind. But i had to make a decision.
"Are you a murderer?" I asked him
"Far from it actually"
"Ok then give me your phone" I demanded. He didn't even hesitate. I then promptly put in my number, returned the phone, gave a wink, then I was on my merry way to check out.
Guess what you whore? Duh you know, it's me y/n. Geeze I need to stop talking to myself
Back to the point, he texted me, I'm assuming as soon as he got home, because he wrote me about 20 minutes after our run in. The text read...
"I'm not sure how long I am supposed to wait, but I was wondering if you would like to meet up tomorrow tonight, maybe at my hotel" My eyes zoomed across my phone screen, a rush of emotions came over me, then another text.
"Oh and my name is Spencer by the way" The only thought in my mind was... sexy time
"Yes" I instantly regretted sending that
"Eager now are we?" ughhh how fucking embarrasing, he is literally on my ass
"Oh shut up" I waited 10 minutes and he still hadn't responded, so I then shot him another text
"I didn't really mean shut up"
"Oh, well I did not want to seem rude"
"You are the furthest from rude, trust me. See you tomorrow:)"
Ok so now you are all caught up with today, like holy fuck, what am I going to do now. Geeze I am not prepared for this. So far I am planning to wear a slip dress, here's the kicker, with nothing under. Okay I am freaking out so much that I got tired, night! I'll most definitely be writing about tomorrow btw.
Entry 237, 09/13/2020
So spoiler bitch, the night was amazing, ok now let me tell you about it, eekkkkkk
So the day was fairly normal, until the clock struck five. When it was five I needed to get ready, he texted me in the morning telling me to show up at seven in room 69.
My first order of duty was to shower, and yes most definitely my cooter. I shampooed and conditioned my hair and shaved my legs, armpits, and arms, saving my cooter cat for last. I mean I got waxed every so often, but I didn't even want a bit of stubble. So I did a few swooperinies and was done.
Then it was time for skincare and hair care, as you know, because you are me, y/n reading this, I am lazy. I grabbed my cleanser, scrubbed that sucker over my face and rinsed it off then patted my face with a cloth till it was dry. Then I moved onto my hair, I did not put much effort into my curls, so I just did the same thing as always, grab a glob of cantu then scrunch scrunch scrunch.
By then it was already 6:23, so I had to quickly change, I mean I did not take long because it was literally just a black slip dress and a pair of deep red heels, but still you get the point.
6:34
I needed to go. I scurried to my car, and sped on over to the hotel. It was nice, I was not sure at the time why he was there, but I did not care to be honest, I just wanted to get laid.
I arrived three minutes before seven, like damn look at me, arriving early. Ya I was eager for that dick appointment.
I gave a quick nock, and the door flew open. There he was, the same hot hunk of meat I had seen the day before.
"So y/n do you want a-" Spencer was obviously trying to be a gentleman before he he planned to rearrange my guts, but damn girl I was horny af fuck. I smashed my lips onto his, cutting him off, not that he minded. He led me into his bedroom while our faces were smooshed and soldered together.
Then he threw me onto the bed, and well you know, shit happened.
And now i'm home, and that was the best fucking sex I have ever had, he even did this thing where he, omg ew this feels weird to write out, well whatever, amazing is an understatement.
Now I do hope to see him again but I am not so sure if I can trust him, he said he was in the FBI, like sure you hoe, "i WoRk FoR tHe Fbi" like sureeee if you say so. But I mean the sex was exquisite so if he is ever back from whatever job he has, my legs are open.
AN: pftt lol sorry this one was sincerely done to be funny, I had a good time writing it. Not sure how I feel about the diary style, so if you have a preference let a bitch (me) know. Also my mom's surgery was a success and she was actually sleeping as I wrote this lol, so I may go back to being mia SORRY. Also I might try and do a real oneshot, like a serious one, idk i may change my mind, I just like the funny ones better. Well anyways, I hope you have a fantastic night, morning, or afternoon.
LOVE YOU XOXO
-Spencers cure to blue balls