Ducktales incorrect quotes

By quirky208

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Incorrect quotes from tumblr about you favorite birds Contains F.O.W.L language More

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Bigtime:
We have your friend.

Louie:
Webby?

Bigtime:
Yes.

Louie:
Oh..

Bigtime:
Oh?

Louie:
You don't have Webby. Webby has you.

Louie:
Good luck (hangs up)
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Louie:
One day I'll change the world!

Huey:
For the better?

Louie:

Huey:
Answer me Louie!
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Louie:
(On the phone)
Hey bro what u want for breakfast?

Shadow Magica:
THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!

Lena:
Sleep deprived
A bagel

Shadow Magica:
N O!!

Lena:
Two bagels.
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Scrooge:
Goldie lass this is yer chance to do tha right thing.

Goldie:
Ooo I love these moments I love to wave at them as they pass by.
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Lena:
If I peeled an orange for you I would take out every white stringy stuff. Bet Dewey wouldn't do that.

Webby;
What the fuck kind of scenario is that? Why would you guys be peeling oranges for me?
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Scrooge:
Wait did ye just flirt with me?

Goldie:
Have been for the past 100 years but thanks for noticing.
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Beakley:
I'm not mad. I just want to know why you would need a fake id.

Webby:
[mumbles]

Beakley:
What was that?

Webby:
.....You have to be over 18 at petco to hold the puppies.
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Huey:
Did you know that jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?

Louie:
A ray of hope for Dewey.
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At ithaquak or however you spell it

Dewey:
Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects, discuss.

Huey:
Oh. This. I don't like this.
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Dewey;
Getting a brain scan to day.

Lena:
To see if you have one?

Dewey:
Thank you very much for your love and support.
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Della:
Wearing black leather jacket and shades
So I heard you like bad girls

Penny:
No not really

Della:
Oh thank god

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