Bokuto knew he wasn't the type to pick up social cues but even he found it obvious that something was up with Akaashi these days.
And that something was you.
At first he found it amusing that the usually composed setter became so flustered around you but after Akaashi's recent, declining performance , Bokuto was beginning to become irritated.
It was a major problem; Akaashi's performance, well lack thereof, was affecting the whole team.
Nationals was coming up and it was crucial everyone was on top of their game.
Bokuto sighed as he scrolled aimlessly though his phone. Then an idea came into mind.
[8:54pm]
You created the group 'AKAASHI HELP CLUB!!!⚠️'
You added anaWOAHri, kaoREEEE, komiyan, konoHAH, omonaga, saruu, washiOH and yukippe
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
washiOH
oh hey
whats this gc for???
komiyan
eyyy bokutoooo
texting at an appropriate hour??? unbelievable
HMPH
thats mean :(
komiyan
HEHE
wait.
oHHHH
i c whatcha doing ;)))
omonaga
huh?
im confused
what r u talkin abt, komi-senpai???
komiyan
look at the chat name
omonaga
oh.
OHHHHH
n i c e.
we NEED to help AKAASHIII
seriously!!!!!
he cant keep messing up his sets
nationals close!!!
konoHAH
lmao give him a break
hes just lovesick
THATS THE POINT >:(
anaWOAHri
whats wrong with akaashi-senpai's having a crush?
kaoREEEE
WAIT—
akaashi has a crush?!
WHO???
washiOH
(n/n)
i thought it was quite obvious by now?
saruu
hv u seen the way he stares at her during practice
and u wonder why he messes up so much these days
kaoREEEE
i still can't process it
WERE GETTING OFF TOPIC 😤
konoHAH
brooo, chillllll
im being serious!
we need to do smth abt this
yukippe
huh?
abt what?
washiOH
just backread
LETS GET BACK ONTO THE TOPIC
what r we gonna do abt akaashi???
omonaga
we cant exactly do anything abt it
what do you mean???
anaWOAHri
u cant exactly force akaashi to do anything
yukippe
just get him to confess to (n/n)-chan, duh
OMG YUKIPPE UR AN ACTUAL GENIUS
Y DID I NOT THINK OF THAT BEFORE???
konoHAH
bro, akaashi is NOT going to confess to (n/n)
heck does she even like him back???
kaoREEEE
yes.
yukippe
yes.
im surprised u didnt figure it out lol
she blushes so much around him
AWW THATS SOOOO CUTEE
komiyan
so akaashi likes (n/n) and she likes him back?
bro—
theyre basically a couple at this point
WAIT
I HAVE A PLAN
washiOH
a plan?
ur plans are kinda questionable, ngl
OUCH WASHIO
SO MEAN :(
washiOH
🤷🏻♂️
konoHAH
whats the plan??
hang on a sec—
brb
oh okay
konoHAH
lol need to take a shit rn
its gonna be a big one
i can feel it
kaoREEEE
ewww tmi
saruu
brooo, I getchuuu
yukippe
u guys r gross
omonaga
shouldnt we pay attention to bokuto-senpais plan?
OH YES, ABT THAT
SO I WAS THINKING
we get them to somehow confess to each other tmr
anaWOAHri
ohhhh we can send (l/n)-senpai flowers but pretend theyre from akaashi-senpai!
komiyan
thats romantic but a lil bit old school
kaoREEEE
plus sending her flowers from akaashi but not really akaashi can lead to an iffy situation
anaWOAHri
oh :(
yukippe
dw, it was still a good idea
anaWOAHri
yay! :D
yukippe
actually I bet its gonna be the only sane idea
saruu
nahhh mines better
how abt we lock them in the clubroom and let them out only until they confess
washiOH
I dont think thats a wise idea
both of them r pretty stubborn sometimes, they would never admit it
WAIT BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY FLAWLESS
BROOOO
saruu
IKR
konoHAH
wtf—
i go take a shit, not even five mins and i return to witness this fuckery 🤡
obviously the best way to confess is for akaashi to scream it on the rooftop during assembly
kaoREEEE
i—
u guys r helpless
is it that hard to confess NORMALLY to a girl???
konoHAH
a confession has to be memorable!
omonaga
i hate to admit it but konoha-senpai has a point...
konoHAH
thank u, onaga!
if u dont like my idea, kaori, y dont u come up with smth then?
OOFT
that shade doe—
kaoREEEE
tch its easy
just leave the two of them together as much as possible tmr
hes bound to confess if he likes her that much
the feelings will eat him up
anaWOAHri
but y does akaashi-senpai hv to be the one to confess?
yukippe
(n/n)-chan is never gonna do it
"I've only just established I have a crush on him. That doesn't exactly mean I will come to like him."
kaoREEEE
she says that but shes really just in ✨d e n i a l✨
komiyan
LMAOOOO—
kaori knows whats up
kaoREEE
😌💅
ANYWAY
just let nature run its course tmr and we will hv a new couple in no time ;)
saruu
so, whens the wedding? ;)))
konoHAH
i—
w h e e z e.
kaoREEEE
haha, funny
but if anyone of u messes around with akaashi tmr and make him second guess his feelings, ill personally see to ur burial 🙂
YES MAM!
washiOH
okay, thats good
the problems solved now :)
kaoREEEE
yep, were done here now
night!
yukippe
mhm bye guys
ALRIGHT!
CYA TMR!!!
yukippe left the group
washiOH left the group
kaoREEEE left the group
You removed all participants
You deleted the group
Bokuto grinned. He couldn't wait for the plan to be set in place tomorrow. Then another idea popped into mind.
Kaori never said he couldn't mess around with you.
A recent photo he took crossed his mind. It was time to send it.
[9.36pm]
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
looky looky~
A notification popped up on your phone. It was from Bokuto and he had sent you an image. Curious, you opened it.
You choked on your saliva. It was a picture of Akaashi. Akaashi Keiji — king of being emotionless — blushing.
If it wasn't for Bokuto's stupidity, you would have believed that it was photoshopped.
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
👁👄👁
w h a t.
HEHE
youre the one who made akaashi look that flustered
and mess up his sets u know ;)))
look forward to tmr, go shoot ur shot 😜
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
huh?
ur not making sense like usual tsk
oh it WILL make sense
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
?
A(๑♡⌓♡๑)
(灬♥ω♥K灬)
(。'▽'A。)♡
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
wtf
what r u doing??
(๑·ω-)～A♥"
ε=(。♡Sˇд ˇ♡｡)
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
OMG
s t o p.
(∩˃o˂∩)H♡
(●'□')I♡
♥L（ﾉ'∀'）
I(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
its not funny
( ๑ ❛ ڡ ❛ ๑ )K
( ◜◒◝ E)♡
(๑'Sლ'๑)ﾌﾌ♡
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
BRO—
i cant understand what ur tryna say if u keep sending me random emoticons and letters
╰(✿'⌣'✿)╯♡Y
(⋈◍＞◡O＜◍)。✧♡
(*＾3＾U）/～♡
(n/n) (*'▽｀*）
ISTG—
(*ゝω·)ﾉ
look closely at the letters
Brow furrowed, you scrolled through the myriad of messages he had just sent. What on earth was Bokuto doing now?
A-K-A-A-S-H-I-L-I-K-E-S-Y-O-U
A-K-A-A-S-H-I L-I-K-E-S Y-O-U
AKAASHI LIKES YOU.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
oOooOoohhh things are getting spicy 🔥🔥🔥
Anyone have a Bokuto friend who spams you these cute random emoticons all the time? No? Just me? 🙋🏻♀️