weenie: wHOHAOAHIAHA
party 🔫: wtf?? it's three in the morning
weenie: were you wearing socks yesterday?
(thank youuu moontarotcard )
party 🔫: probably?? idk man
weenie: this is important it's only homo if you're not wearing socks
party 🔫: ugh yes i was wearing socks
weenie:
party 🔫: remind me why im still your friend
weenie: cuz i'm sexy yano
party 🔫: you woke me up at tHREE IN THE MORNING TO STICK BUG ME
weenie: yuh ❤️
party 🔫: fine
weenie: fine
party 🔫: fine
weenie: ok
party 🔫: you ruined it jackass
weenie: fine
party 🔫: it doesn't count now
weenie: ok
party 🔫: i h8 u
weenie: go 2 slipe now ok
party 🔫: fine
party 🔫: i still h8 u
weenie: *distant sobbing aka ME*