Group: *finishes presentation*
Last slide: God i ([dude 1's full name]) love [dude 2's full name] so much i have photos saved on my phone
date me pls
supaidaman314159: And they were roommates!
Me: Oh my god they were roommates!
Also me: Wow that's gay
Also also me: But nah they're just good friends!
Also also also me, slightly nervously: NO HOMO RIGHT