Ah hell with it. I wrote this a week ago. Hope you enjoy the chapter.
Y/N's POV
"Hi stream, I guess today we're gonna be typing in random numbers for an IP address and hopefully get something good."
I spammed my keyboards numbers and got nothing the first few tries. After 10 attempts, and almost giving up, I finally got a match. I looked around at the spruce trees and a dirt and cobble wall surrounding them.
"Ok? Where are we?"
I pressed TAB and saw no one online. Good.
"Ok, that's good no one's online."
I found my way out and saw bamboo in the distance.
"Does bamboo spawn in a spruce biome?"
The chat was just spamming 'that's dream's smp.omgg'.
"Who's Dream?"
I saw in the chat that someone had joined. Shit. The user read 'TommyInnit'
Y/MC/U - hi?
TommyInnit - hi
Hm strange guy.
TommyInnit - how'd u get on?
Y/MC/U - Spammed random numbers
TommyInnit - ur joking POG
Y/MC/U - nope
I left it with that and sprinted to the bamboo. I saw a house in the middle of a lake, elegant if you ask me. Someone else joined just as I reached the house. The username was 'Dream'.
Dream - wait, who's the other person tommy? did u leak the ip?
TommyInnit - no, they said they spammed random numbers
Dream - the chances of, whoever they are, getting on are slim to none
Y/MC/U - apparently not
Dream - be quiet
Y/MC/U - Ok?
TommyInnit - this is weird
Dream - agreed.
I waited for a few seconds and typed.
Y/MC/U - y'all can check my stream footage, I spammed random numbers.
Dream - you stream?
Y/MC/U - yeah.
Dream - channel. NOW
Y/MC/U - ok ok ok, calm down karen. its Y/T/C
Dream - don't refer me to a karen
Y/MC/U - ok stacy
TommyInnit - o_0
He paused, I presume checking my stream.
Dream - you actually did spam random numbers.
Y/MC/U - yeah?
Dream - well gotta ban you now, see ya.
Y/MC/U - WHAT? NO!
Dream - y?
Y/MC/U - I spammed fair and square.
TommyInnit - it's true, they did.
Dream - still.
Y/MC/U - WAIT! what if we 1v1 for me getting banned/not banned?
TommyInnit - that's a bad idea
Dream - you wanna 1v1 me?
Y/MC/U - yeah. lets go.
I had a good feeling about this.
Dream - ok, we'll 1v1. you get iron armour/sword. i get what I'm wearing now.
Y/MC/U - Ok?
TommyInnit - ARE YOU NUTS? THIS MAN HAS ENCHANTED NETHERITE!?
Y/MC/U - so?
Dream - tommy, let us fight
Y/MC/U - where we fighting?
He told me coordinates and I followed them. I arrived to see that Tommy wasn't lying. The green man had enchanted netherite armour and a sword. Tommy threw me iron armour, a water bucket, blocks and a golden apple. The durability on the armour was shit.
Y/MC/U - excuse me. WTF IS THIS DURABILITY?
TommyInnit - well make-do it's all i've got
I scoffed, one hit the chestplate would break, then the leggings, then boots, the shield, the sword, and finally the helmet.
Y/MC/U - whatever.
Dream - ready to lose?
Y/MC/U - No, i'm ready to win
Dream - ha ok then, tommy count us in.
TommyInnit - 5
TommyInnit - 4
TommyInnit - 3
TommyInnit - 2
TommyInnit - 1
TommyInnit - FIGHT!!
He charged at me, guns blazing, dealing two hits. I heard my plate break. FUCK! I ran up the hill and now had high ground. I spun around and dealt three hits, knocking him down 3 blocks. He climbed his way back up and hit me once. My leggings broke. I heard a pearl and ran the opposite direction. We fought all the way up a huge tower. I was trapped on the outer ring, half a heart. I saw his name tag climb the ladder. I spun and jumped, hoping to make the MLG water.
My heart was racing, I came closer to the ground and possibly death. I stayed calm and made the MLG.
"YES!"
I ate a gapple and saw him jumping from the cliff.
"He HAS to be low."
He placed the water and I managed to swipe it before he landed.
Dream fell from a high place
Y/MC/U - Told you. HAHA I WON! I GET TO STAY!! YAY
Dream - fine, join the discord*discord link*
I joined the discord and was immediately yelled at by a british man.
"HOW DID YOU WINNN!?"
"Luck I guess."
"POG CHAMP!!!"
"C'mon, she had luck. She wouldn't have won otherwise."
"Say what y'all want, I won. I get to stay."
"Yeah, yeah I know."
"WOOOOO POG CHAMP Y/MC/U!!!!"
"YASSSS!"
I waved my hands above my head and celebrated being able to stay.
"WHATEVER! SHE WOULDN'T HAVE WON! BEGINNER'S FUCKING LUCK!!"
"He's mad because you beat him."
"I know, right?"