For this plan to work I need my theory to be correct, about Summer's death. I also need those people to agree with me to help.
Me: 'Let's hope the phantom thieves agree to lend their leader and two other people over, this would mess up my hole plane otherwise. I should meet up with Ruby she wanted to see me.'
I get off of my bed and get dressed to meet up with Ruby.
Me: "Hey Ruby."
Ruby: "Hey Y/N."
Me: "So where did you want to go?" 'Not that I don't already know. I know that Summer's alive... but where? I'd guess Salem's lair.'
Ruby: "We're going to see my mum."
Me: "Ok then, let's get going then."
Time skip to after Ruby's speech because I the author am to lazy to type that, also cause Petite Quiches are nice and they're about to be ready... speak of the devil.
Tai: "So you're Ruby's boyfriend now?"
Me: "Yes, I'm going to guess you're going to give me the dad talk?"
Tai: "Nah, I'm cool with it as long as you don't hurt her."
Me: "I promise you I won't hurt her as long I live."
Tai: "Ok then let's get you two back to beacon."
Time skip to RWBY's fight
Port: "Hello! It seems that we have another astonishing bout ahead of us! Wouldn't you agree, Professor?"
Oobleck: "Doctor. And yes Peter, I think it's safe to say this match may be the closest we've seen of the four-on-four round of the tournament!"
Port: "For those of you just now joining us, welcome to the Vytal festival tournament, broadcast live from the Amity Colosseum!"
Port: "If this is your first time watching, allow us to break down the rules."
Oobleck: "The tournament is divided into three distinctive rounds; teams, doubles, and singles. Age and school year are irrelevant! In this tournament, your only attribute being tested... is skill."
Port: "Correct! The winners of this battle will elect two of their members to represent them in the doubles round, followed by the winners of that round choosing one member to advance once again. The remaining combatants will then fight their way through the final bracket in the hope of achieving victory for their kingdom!"
Oobleck: "And yes, Peter, these certainly are some spectacular spectacles on which to spectate on! I don't think anyone tuning in around the world is going to disagree with me on that!"
Port: "Ahh, and why would they? Now, let's get back to the match between Team RWBY of Beacon, and Team ABRN, of Haven."
Me and my Team run up to Team RWBY.
Me: "Good job guys!"
Ruby: "WE DID IIIIIII- is anyone else hungry?"
Kira: "ME!"
DICE (without Kira): "Of course you are..."
Weiss: "Gee, if only there was somewhere on campus to get food around here. Oh, wait."
Ruby: "It's okay, Weiss, I forget about the fairgrounds, too."
Weiss: "I was being facetious?"
Ruby: "Gah! Well if you were hungry, why didn't you say so!?"
Yang: "Come on! I know just the place."
Emerald: "Hey! Might be hard to eat without this."
While Emerald is showing off Ruby's wallet I Made in Heaven to speed up and steal Emerald's scroll.
Ruby: "No, no, no, no!"
Emerald: "Good to see you, Ruby."
Me: "Might be hard unlock your dorm without this."
I show off Emerald's scroll.
Emerald: "When did-"
Me: "Let the professionals do the work."
Emerald starts to look surprised, angry and scared.
Me: "Have it back, I don't need it."
I toss it back to her.
Emerald: "Thanks."
Me: "Anyway we're going to go eat care to join us."
Emerald: "Oh, gosh, that's so nice of you, but my teammates are all kind of... introverted. Really socially awkward."
Me: "Well you get that."
Emerald: "Oh yeah, looks like Merc and I are going to move on to the doubles round. What about you guys?"
Ruby: "Well, as the leader of this team, I thought long and hard about this decision."
Weiss: "We put it to a vote."
Ruby: "Yes, so, but I decided that we should put it to a vote."
Blake: "We voted for Weiss and Yang."
Weiss: "I will happily represent Team RWBY."
Yang: "Yeah, we're going to kick some butt!"
Emerald: "What about you?"
Me: "We haven't fought yet."
Emerald: "Oh..."
Me: "Well guys let's eat!"
We get to the simple wok and order.
Yang: "I'll have a bowl of the regular, please."
Ruby: "Oohhh... I'll take the same."
Weiss: "Do you have anything with a low-salt ...? Um... okay..."
Yang: "Aw, Weiss! What's the occasion!?"
Weiss: Consider it thanks for sending me to the doubles round. (her joy is ruined when the card is flung back at her, and the annoyed Shopkeep points to his register as it beeps "DECLINED") What?! How can my card be declined? I was barely into my monthly allowance!
Blake: (looking around panicked, she attempts to slowly slide her bowl closer to herself before the Shopkeep disappears with her food, causing the poor girl to slump over in defeat) Nooo!!
Me: "Let me help with that."
Pyrrha: "Mind if I help?"
Ruby: "Pyrrha!"
Yang: Aw, you don't have to...
Blake: "But they could!!!"
Pyrrha: "Well, I think you all earned it after that battle."
Me: "I agree."
Jaune: Mind if we join you?
Ren: "Are you sure it's wise to have eaten before a fight?"
Pyrrha: "Of course! It will give us energy!"
Jaune: "If I barf, I'm blaming you."
Nora: Ooh! (grinning evilly) Aim at the enemy!
Ren: "Nora, that's disgusting. But if you feel the urge..."
Jaune: "Got it."
Pyrrha: "Well, we should be off."
Ruby: "So, you think you guys are ready?"
Nora: "Of course! We've got a world-renowned fighter on our team, one's basically ninja, I can bench five of me, Jaune, we trained all year, our weapons are awesome, Glynda barely yells at us anymore, and uh... Jaune!"
Ren: "Are you gonna take that?"
Jaune: She's not wrong.
Nora: "I'm kidding, he knows I'm kidding. Don't be so nervous! The worst that can happen is we lose, that is just a few more years of walking around school with everyone knowing we're failures, our friends will slowly abandon us to preserve their social status, we won't be able to show our faces in class, no one will sit with us in the cafeteria, Ren and I have no parents, we have no home left to go to, we'll be officially renamed Team Lose-iper!"
Ren: "So, yeah, we're feeling pretty good."
Pyrrha: "Don't fret. If anything, we should be looking forward to a fight with actual guidelines, and not, well, ...murderers."
Yang: "Yeah, don't sweat it, we've all faced way worse before."
Blake: "Let's see. Grimm invasions, violent extremists, a destructive sociopath..."
Ruby: "And that's all while were still in training! Oh, imagine what it would be like to graduate!"
Weiss: "Maybe then I'll be able to pay for a meal."
Port: "Would Team JNPR please report to the battlegrounds immediately!"
Oobleck: "Yes! Like they were scheduled to, several minutes ago!"
Pyrrha: "Well, it looks like this is it."
Ruby: "Go get 'em!"
Me: "Me and my team have to prepare for our fight directly after, see you then!"
Me and my team go to our dorm and prepare.
Me: "I have access to Team CMEN's scrolls."
Kira: "Cool who will we fight?"
Mitch: "NDGO was replaced by us so we should fight SSSN."
Zack: "I agree."
Me: "Kira?"
Kira: "Why not?"
Me: "Let's manipulate the randomiser. Wait, it's just a list, lucky us we're still fighting SSSN, Kira, get the bottled water!"
Kira: "Got it!"
Me: "Zack, get the hoses!"
Zack: "Got it!"
Me: "Mitch, get the smoke bombs!"
Mitch: "Way ahead of you!"
Me: "I've got the shock grenades, let's do this!"
Time skip to the fight.
Port: "Now we have Team SSSN of Haven, vs, Team DICE of Beacon!"
Ruby: "Go Y/N!"
Me: "You know I haven't lost right?"
SSSN: "Not even against Pyrrha?"
Me: "Yes, I beat Pyrrha before, how do you think I got my one hundredth win?"
They all gulp, they know they're fucked.
Sun: "Just don't kill us, ok?"
Me: "I'll try."
The randomiser finishes, we got desert, they got ocean, just like the show.
Me: "Ah, you got my home turf, the beach."
Neptune: "The beach?"
He turns around, with terror in his eyes.
Me: "Neptune, afraid of the water? Oh what irony! That's why, we came prepared!"
Port: "BEGIN!"
As expected Neptune goes to the desert side.
Play team theme:
I activate all my speed skills and start pushing them into the water.
Me: "Sorry I had to end it this fast."
I throw a shock grenade in and it electrocutes them all.
Stop playing
Oobleck: "Well that was fast, but you know what I call that victory?"
Port: "Shocking?"
Oobleck: "No, well earned."
Ruby: "Aw, that was so fast!"
Yang: "Looks like DICE made it to the next round!"
Oobleck: "That concludes the matches for today. Please leave the Coliseum IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION!"
Yang: "Come on, let's go congratulate 'em."
Ruby: "Uh, what are you viewing?"
Weiss: "She's here!"