Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At S...

By disaster_salami

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!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :... More

Coffee is the Devil's drink
Birthday presents
Dogs eating chickens
H U Z Z A H
Elongated musk
Heads are attached to your body
my p a n t s
2 kids and an arm
No, he's British
A pond in my shoes
Gluten Free Protein Bars
Cheer Squads
Children's party
Heathers
MacBeth
Our teacher is hiding something from us
French
Straight? Who knows
Hygiene
Like this
stop touching each other
My brother's girlfriend
Hippopotamus
Chairs
Corners
Music
Paul Rudd
Almonds
Giving birth
Boyfriends
Florida Man
History
Cakes
Therapy
Tennis and lesbians
Life? Nah
Lactose Intolerant Cows
Weddings
Break In
Short Assembly
*conga lines*
Cinnamon Scroll
Raffle Tickets
The Straights
Illegal
Lipstick
Spicy music
Asian parents
Bathe in music
Fight
Photosynthesis
ur not wrong lol
Noodle
Backfired
Tangled and Percy Jackson
Norse = Welsh?
Set 3
Tributes
Giraffe
The truth about salmons
No shirt?
Christ
Black market
Active listen pt2
Wages
AN? Not really
Fidgeting
750
Rulers
Raining
Perry the platypus
Jesus Papadopoulos
Cats on full moons
ALMOND RITUAL
Take off his clothes
Coming out
I see you
Hell yea I did
Students who cant read
Touching people
16/27
Don't swear
G R U N T
Y = X
Healthhhhhhh
Giving up activated
TIME TRAVEL
Slightly torturous
Smart-arse
My way?
Eating paper
I'M GAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
itS A PARTY
torture devices
Cutting pencils
Heath Ledger
PEASANTS
Beetlejuice is sexy
DIE OXYGEN!
Factorise
I wanna be a cowboy baby
gentle caress
Ga Y
Yoghurtless
Paul Rudd 2.0
1K!!!!
Mullet and baldness
yall better stop touching each other
Battleships = W A R
Laptops in portals = English assignments πŸ‘Œ
Fire alarms
That wasnt me
THE F I S H
He looks like Mr Bean
THE C O O K I E S
uwu aro sweater
100+ chapters
Straight fingers
PUT THAT IN THE BOOK
I think she's cool...
Slam Dunks?
toilet time
B U Z Z F E E D Q U I Z
NO KAHOOT NO WORK
Flour and cocaine
Suspicious...
CULTSSSSSS
My ears are allowing me to function
Open ended questions
Do it after school pls
*LOUD KAZOO NOISE*
standard drinks
Silent teachers
Writing in yellow?
Human heads
Claimed by the gods
Jesus Papadopoulos 2.0
Clive Palmer
52 degrees
Bubbles hurt my tummy
A C H O O
16 balls
More balls than the dudes
THAT IS NOT CORRECT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF TBHJNDFLKSJBFWBF
Careless whisper...
IS THAT A CHICKEN
Stop touching each other (part 4?) damn our class is kinky
Yellow Bros
Je suis...
FREE COUNTRIES
25 States of America
I dont need chairs.
Jesus and Uber Eats
n o h o m o
Between a sandwich
C O F F E E
i dont need tables
Ruler of Hell
teachers should never leave a class
*screams*
*summons a demon*
GET OUT ME CAR
M O T H
heterosexualiting it up *nervous laugh*
what kinda demon-
F A B U L O U S
hamilton tickets
Sleep deprivation (Parts 1/3/3)
norwegian pop
ʜΙͺs ᴠᴏΙͺᴄᴇ Ιͺs ʜΙͺΙ’Κœα΄‡Κ€ α΄›Κœα΄€Ι΄ ᴍΙͺɴᴇ!
NORWEGIAN POP 2.0
the T A L K
Tomato Moth
do i look-
s a c r i f i c e
is this a daddy?
My ass ;)
Trebuchet
in the overhead luggage
Alexander Hamilton
ima break your neck
take me
make a circle...
m a g i c a l p o t i o n
wear socks or be electrocuted
D E V I L
hey bro i know you
why is our class always caressing something
long white hats
F for respect
pavlova
neighbours are on fire
Solid apples
THE DEVIL pt2
solids, liquids, gasses, america
water at intervals
ooh, a self burn, those are rare
fly in fly out

Active Listening

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By disaster_salami

[A/N] Author Note first, sorry.

I will not be using any of the real names in this (unless they're on Wattpad, then I'll use their profile).

This is just for fun, so please do not think that I'm trying to offend anyone.

Also some of these might be changed a bit as my memory isn't the best.

Thanks :)

Here's the first one:

Also the things get better further down just stick with it pls

Teacher: *Ranting about actively listening to the teacher and being more independent*

Dude in my class: Wait, what? Sorry, Miss, repeat that please

Teacher: *Visibly loses ten years off their life*

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