Bakusquad
TapeMeDaddy
Guys I just read an article on the news and it isn't good
It's about (Y/n)
AlienWifey
Uh oh
AnimeTiddies
I don't believe you
TapeMeDaddy
You don't believe what?
AnimeTiddies
I don't believe you've ever read
TapeMeDaddy
Bitch-
This is serious
BakugouBad
What did spider bitch do now
TapeMeDaddy
It's literally all over the news
Apparently this dumb hoe beat up a bunch of people in the streets then ran from the police.
Like
Idk how she ain't expelled 💀
BonerActivation
(Y/n)....
We talked about this
You have to stop attacking people just because they go near pro hero Mirko
CheapPikachu
Bruh is she still for real inlove with her
She's like 27 it's illegal 😭
AlienWifey
Not that I don't simp over her too but (Y/n) girl you're obsessed
BakugouBad
Tsk
You're a fucking idiot shitty spider
AnimeTiddies
I can't help it
She's my future wife
Like look at her
UFFUFUDUFI SHES SO PERFECT
And she's so strong
God I want her to step on me
CheapPikachu
She literally said if she wasn't a pro hero she'd get a restraining order on you 💀💀💀
Like how am I the simp of the group and not her
TapeMeDaddy
You simp over everyone and everything
(Y/n) only hard simps over this one women
Shit is crazy tho
Remember when (Y/n) tracked her down on Valentine's Day and gave her a pair of her own panties
Then we had to shove her in the back of the car before she was murdered
AlienWifey
Omg that was so funny
AnimeTiddies
I admit that was kinda crazy to give her my panties but like love makes you crazy 😌
BakugouBad
Fuck you
And fuck your whole family
Shitty girl
BonerActivation
Uh oh
Bakubro is jealous
BakugouBad
IM NOT JEALOUS
SAY IT TO MY FACE SHITTU HAIR
YOURE RIGHT BESIDE ME
ALSO STOP FUCKING CUDDLING ME TF
BonerActivation
Bakubro chillll
It's finee
We have more important things to focus on!
This is gonna seriously hurt (Y/n)s reputation
AlienWifey
Yeah this ain't good
AnimeTiddies
My reputation was already dog shit tbh
I punched a nun a few months ago and that blew over so this will too
Plus I'm hot so I always have a shit ton of supporters 🤪
CheapPikachu
True
Yeah she'll be fine Sebro
TapeMeDaddy
You rite
To be fair that nun deserved it
BakugouBad
The old hag bitch was testing her luck yeah
AlienWifey
Hate that women
Called us devil children
BonerActivation
Yeah so that wasn't (Y/n)s fault
AnimeTiddies
Shit
Uh oh
Uhm
Dadzawa, Mommy Momo and Iidaddy are outside my door and they sound pissedddddd
I gotta escape
Guys go outside my window to catch me I gotta jump
AlienWifey
Omg ok let's go guys
BonerActivation
We can hide out at that abandoned building we sleep at when we're in trouble or too drunk to walk home!
TapeMeDaddy
Let's goooo
BakugouBad
Oh my god I hate you all
...
Fine I'm coming but only because I forgot something at the building
CheapPikachu
Yay let's go 🤩🤩