Jordan POV
I'm sitting indian style on the couch, Damon was looking at Kai annoyed,
"And of course I broke into the Oval Office and took a picture of myself at the window looking all JFD but then I was like, Wait how am I going to get these photos developed?" Kai said going on about his story,
I was reading a book not really paying attention to what I was reading as a smirk drew upon my face, because I know he was getting on Damon's nerves,
"Oh my god just answer the damn question how are we going to get out of this twilight zone?" Damon said sitting next to me right across from Kai,
"I got a question for you first why do you think we're stuck on a repeating loop of May 10 1994? Kai asked
Damon raises his eyebrows as if to say he doesn't know,
"Doomed to relive a solar eclipse forever and ever and ever," Kai said
"I think that bourbon liquified whatever braincells you had left," I said annoyed as I turned the page of the book I was reading the only reason I said that was because of the dumb look on Damon's face
"You got a problem mutt?" Damon said
I looked at him darkly,
"Yeah, you smell and your dumb," I said
Damon went to say something but I heard Kai burst out laughing,
I look over to see him bending over in his chair laughing,
"Oh man that was a good one gorgeous," He said laughing
I just rolled my eyes,
"Anyway I heard you tell Bonnie this place was your own personal hell, I'm kinda curious why?" Kai asked
I hear Bonnie walk in,
"I found everything you asked for, can-opener, shower drain, grinding wheel, Jam, pocket knife, volume 'O' of the encyclopedia, a nail and a black marker," Bonnie said
She walks over to the table in front of the couch that we were sitting at, and dumps the bag full of stuff
"Now what?" Bonnie said
"Can't show you with my hands taped," Kai said
I sighed slamming the book close, since no one made any kind of movement, I picked up the pocket knife and walked over to Kai,
"Jordan..." Both Damon and Bonnie said
I cut off the tape binding his wrists,
"Okay fine, how is this pile of crap going to get us out of here?" Damon asked
Kai rubs his wrists
"I'll explain... as soon as you tell me what you did on May 10, 1994" Kai said
"What difference does it make?!" Damon said frustrated,
"Let me put it this way- Bonnie's magic is one part of the equation, my as yet undisclosed knowledge is the other which means you would be hitching a ride home for free I just want to know if you deserve to come along,"Kai said
Damon stops over to Kai snatching the pocket knife form me and lifts Kai up to put the knife against his neck,
"Or I could torture you until you say something useful, and what about Jordan," Damon said
Kai looked at me from over Damon's shoulder, I just wave awkwardly,
"Looking the way she does she deserves a free ride home," Kai said I just rolled my eyes,
"If you torture me I'll get mad and then I won't want to help you, what kind kind of person need to have that explained to them?" Kai said looking at me,
I rolled my eyes, I walked over to Damon grabbing the knife, Damon lets Kai go roughly,
"Play nice," I said annoyed
"Stop trying to impress the new guy," Damon said
"Please have you met me I never try to impress anyone," I said rolling my eyes
"I know your just a ball of sunshine," Damon said sarcastically
"And your self-centered, now that we got that out of the way, just tell him so you can go home to your precious Elena," I said rolling my eyes,
Both Bonnie and Damon glared at me, I just returned a harder glare,
"Maybe because I don't want to talk about the worst thing I ever did," Damon said
"Really? Worse than Snapping Jeremy's neck without realizing he had Rick's ring on?" I said
"Not helping," Bonnie said
"Ohh, now I'm listening," Kai said scooping Jam out of a jar with his fingers,
I'm sitting on the couch reading another book, lets just say I got my bookworm reading from Elijah, he actually taught me how to read,
I smirked at the thought,
Then I felt someone's leg lay across my lap, I look up to see Kai,
I push his legs off my lap, and he does it again, after about five or six times I gave up and let him stay there
"Hell Story Please," Kai sang
I hear Damon say,
"Maybe telling him your story will take your mind off of it," I heard Bonnie say
"Who's side are you one?" Damon said
"The side where we go home," I said turning the page,
I felt a glare but didn't say anything,
"Fine," He said
"On May 9, 1994 I was living here I'd come home to walk the straight and narrow," Damon said
I hear snoring on the other end of the couch and see Kai,
"Perfect our savior's insane and narcoleptic," Damon said
"No, No, No I'm awake," Kai said
"Let me guess... you killed the pregnant woman," Kai said
"Shut up, Kai you weren't listening," Damon said
"I was listening in my sleep you were hanging out with your distant- nephew Zach who you called Uncle Zach because that's not confusing plus pregnant lady Gail who had a big bulls eye on her chest got it," Kai said
"Tell me you didn't kill a pregnant woman," Bonnie said
"I've done worse," I said turning the page of the book,
"We know," Both Bonnie and Damon said
"Oh that's totally what happened why else would today be his personal hell?" Kai said
I see Damon's anger flair he kneels in front of Kai,
Oh here we go I thought
"The only reason that you're alive right now is because I thought you could get us out of here and you could help us, but you don't have any answers! you're a man-child," Damon said he picked up an empty jam can and tosses it with anger,
"With jam on your fingers!" Damon said
"Okay to get home we'll harness the power of the eclipse using a mystical relic it's called an Ascendant and it looks like this Damon," Kai said
He picks up a model of the Ascendant which is round black and red,
"The last time we had it was in the Pacific Northwest Oregon," Kai said
He opens the Encyclopedia to a map and sets it on the table,
"We?" Bonnie said
"It belonged to my family so--" Kai said he picks up the pocket knife and slits the tip on his finger,
"Here's a little blood to get you started now all we need is a locator spell to pinpoint its whereabouts," Kai said
Kai and Damon both stand up, I close the book I was reading, and stand up,
Damon looks at Bonnie,
"Think you can find our ticket out of here Bon-Bon," Damon said
"Hell yeah," Bonnie said