Pretty setters squad
Babycrow: guys we have something to tell you
Semi: why do you mean we?
Miya1: we as in me and him
Trash: what did you do to tobio chan?!
Miya1: NOTHING NOTHING I SWEAR
Mamacrow: ohh I know what their going to say
Akaashi: what?
Salt: wtf is it that you have to say it at 12am
Babycrow and miya1: can't sleep
Everyone: ....
Akaashi changed their name to Pretty setter
Catgamer: bokuto
Prettysetter:yep
Smallchild: I also have some news
Mamacrow: ok konegawa you first
Smallchild: so I am leaving the chat because I have a New part time job and this gets really distracting plus moniwa and futakuchi AND aone say if I stay here I will ruin my innocence and I don't want that
Mamacrow: I understand
Everyone: ya
Trash: but if you ever want to come back just tell one of us you're always welcome
Smallchild: thx but just because I'm curious I am staying for the other news
Semisemi: fair enough
Babycrow: ok so I need everyone especially oikawa San to put down any weapons and promise not to kill anyone
Trash: WHY?
Babycrow: cause you all are crazy
Semisemi: no we're not
Salt: when you found out goshiki had a boyfriend you drove to his bfs house kicked down the door and threatened him with a chainsaw
Everyone: ...
Prettysetter: when kozume found out that hinatas girlfriend cheated on him
(just pretend) he ran all the way to miyagi and beat the shit out of her she ended up in the emergency room but no one knew it was kozume who did it
Babycrow: wow more crazy then I thought
Catgamer: hey she deserved it
Mamacrow: I have a New found respect for kozume San also thank you for helping hinata
Catgamer: no problem it was my pleasure
Trash: just tell us!!
Miya1: ok ok
Babycrow: so me and Atsumu
Miya1: are dating
Semisemi: congrats
Trash: a bitch gonna die today
Miya1: pls no!!
Babycrow: pls don't kill Atsumu San if you do I'm going to kill you 🔪🔪
🔫🔫
Everyone: HUH?!
Mamacrow: KAGEYAMA WHEN DID YOU BECOME CRAZY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR INNOCENTS
Babycrow: I have the most phyco teammates and you all are crazy as hell it wasn't going to last long
Babycrow has changed their name to scaryblueberry
Scaryblueberry: I like this
Miya1: it's cute-
Salt: -but murderous-
Semisemi: -at the same time
Miya1: aww my little blueberry
Trash: as much as I hate him it's fucking adorable
Scaryblueberry: wait what does "fuck" mean
Mamacrow: OIKAWA
salt: I knew there was still some innocents left in him
Scaryblueberry: ya no duh I am still innocent in the sense where I have no idea what your "dirty jokes" mean but I'm not in the sense that I wouldn't kill anyone for the people I love
Mamacrow: oh good I thought your innocents was spoiled
Trash: thank goodness
Scaryblueberry: but seriously what does "fuck" mean I heard tanaka and nishinoya say it
Mamacrow: THEY WHAT?!
Scaryblueberry: I also heard someone on atsumus team say it
Miya1: WHAT?!
Scaryblueberry: oh ya I also heard my sister say it once but when I asked her she told me not to worry about it
Miya1 and Mamacrow: I have some people to kill
Miya1: wait who said it on my team?
Scaryblueberry: I don't remember I just know one of them said it
Scaryblueberry: but what does it mean?
Mamacrow: you don't need to know so pls stop asking
Scaryblueberry: I'll stop asking when you stop making out with daichi San in the club room
Mamacrow: h-how did you know?!
Scaryblueberry: I have seen you do it I even have a pic
Salt: do send
Akaashi: share with us
Smallchild: and that is my cue to leave bye everyone
Everyone: bye
Smallchild has left the chat
Catgamer: now do send
Scaryblueberry: how about I send all the pics I have in my daisuga file
Mamacrow: YOU HAVE A FILE!?
Scaryblueberry: yup
Catgamer: wow
Scaryblueberry: tanaka and nishinoya senpai sent me some of them
Mamacrow: ..... Kageyama you're grounded
Scaryblueberry: you can't ground me
Trash: bahahhhahahaha
Scaryblueberry: I have some of you and iwaizumi San to oikawa
Trash: WAIT WHAT?!
Salt: oh yes do send
Scaryblueberry: I have pics of everyone in this chat and their lover
Creampuff: damn you are scary
Scaryblueberry: :)
Creampuff: and congrats on your relationship
Miya1: thank you
Catgamer: ya ya great now send the pics I need more black mail
Scaryblueberry: you want some blackmail for kuroo and Tsukkishima?
Catgamer: you have some?!
Scaryblueberry: yep I have everyone I know and their lover :) so naturally I have kuroo and tsukkishima
Catgamer: yessssss send them to me
Scaryblueberry: I also have some of you and hinata want me to send them?
Catgamer: no!
Trash: yesss!
Mamacrow: later for now go to sleep
Scaryblueberry: fine I will send one couple every day
Everyone: deal
Mamacrow: but everyone has to go to sleep
Scaryblueberry: ya
Everyone: goodnight bye