(Messenger)
Armmond Theseus Zamora
08.xx.20xx
6: 45 AM
Jameiko:
Ano ang surname ni Anchor? ⚓
Tis
kase Anchor Tis (Anne Curtis)
Ano ang tawag sa maliit na pusa?
Ano?
Edi CATiting! 🐱
Good morning!
11: 27 AM
Jameiko:
Ano tawag sa maliit na kambing?
Ano?
edi kapirangGOAT! 🐐
Ano ang similarity ng TULA at UTOT?
pareho silang galing sa POET 💨
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amoy luya
Amoy luya who?
It's raining men! Amoy luya! It's raining men! ⛈
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eat lunch na, if it's your break na that is 😉
mjoml
🤙
11:24 PM
Jameiko:
Ano ang maraming sakay, jeepney or ambulance? 🚑
Ambulance ofc!
Why?
Kasi ang jeepney 10-10 lang bawat side,
ang ambulance madalas 50-50 na ang sakay! 😝
What letter is the laziest?
edi letter E!
Why?
kasi laging nasa BED eh. 🛏
hope you're doing good, Monty!
nagets ko na nickname mo
but I think di siya bagay sayo
kasi mas bagay tayo 🤭
walang lol
walang chos
sa true lang
goodnight! 😚
🤙
(Twitter)
11:25 PM
08.17.20xx
Echo @mythecho 🔒 * 2m
This thread is a series of updates kung sinagot or seen man lang ako ni Mr. Mentos. Why mentos? Cold exterior but soft and chewy inside!
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Echo @mythecho 🔒 * 1m
Update:
08-xx: oo pero snob
08-xx: hindi huhu
08-xx: hindi, ang effort ko sa jokes ha!
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