Note:I'm using the sonic one is because it the best drawn version and I'm a sonic fan
"Aye yeah this one will make you laugh and you need it right now but eri and kota can't see this one because of many reasons" Jack said
"now I'm excited" mina said
Deku was on stage hold a microphone and said "one story I heard about myself this one happen at UA...er...we had this teacher at UA his kid went to UA
Everyone leaned in to see how it was
Bakugo said "it better not be me"
"His name was Endeavor and his son shoto todoroki went to UA his was a sophomore when I was a senior so he was two years behind me" deku said
"And endeavor was an asshole" deku stated
Everyone In the thearter laugh includung todoroki
"and one weekend he and his wife decide to leave town which you should never do if you're an asshole" deku continued
everyone in the laugh harder and even bakugo started to laugh
"and shoto todoroki decide to throw a party at the teacher's house" deku said the went hooray sarcastically
"And everyone at UA heard about it and we all got up individually and thought okay let's go over there and destroy the place" deku said with an evil look in his eyes
Todoroki stop laugh got worried about his house while everyone else just continued laughing
"I walked into this party everyone I have ever met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world people were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off" deku said
Uraraka said laugh "oh man this is just two funny"
Kirishima said also laugh said "this the funniest thing I've ever heard"
Mina said laugh "I know right"
Even was Iida was laughing
"It was totally unsupervised we were dogs without horses we were running wild" deku said
Everyone just continued to laugh
I walked down... I walked down to the basement that had a pool table in the basement
Todoroki said "we don't actually have a basement"
"yeah but his is just a different version of you" deku said
Bakugo yelled "be quiet I'm trying to watch this"
"Kirishima took a running start and threw his body on to the pool table and broke in half" deku said
"So manly" kirishima said
"But not a good idea" Iida said
"Bakugo found out which room was endevavors and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer" deku said
And bakugo burst out laughing
Deku said with his arm going across his torso "So the part was going great"
Deku then said I'm standing the basement and I'm holding a red cup you see in movies and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm standing to blackout and iida said like "something something police" and in brilliant moment of word association I yelled "fuck the police" "fuck the police" and everyone else joined in"
"a hundred drunk white children yelling "fuck da police" with the confidence of guys who have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore you know that like "I served nickel you come and take me" confidence but white children
Everyone was laughing at deku action with the line I served nickel you come and take me
Mirio said laughing "I need a minute"
The reason iida had said "something something police" was because the police were there so a Musutafu police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom of the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling fuck da police in his face and he was almost impressed he was like "wow" deku continued
bakugo still was laughing and said "please stop I can't breathe"
Kirishima laughing "same here"
"And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie a went get the paddy wagon" deku said
Momo asked "is that a thing"
Jack clearing his throat as he was also laughing and said "yes it looks like a van"
"And my friend Kaminari who is now a father this man now has a baby he grabbed a forty smashed on the ground and yelled scatter"
Kaminari was shocked to hear he has child
"And everyone ran in a different direction we all ran in different direction it was like that scene in ratatouille when all the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different way we all ran in different directions" deku said
Jack said "this where the story make a little less sense"
"I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain-link fence and I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before" and then I woke up at home" deku said with a shrug of his shoulders
Half of the class 1-A was laughing at the part that didn't make sense
While the other half asked "how"
"On Monday I went to school because that's what we did back then and I'm walking in the building and who do I see but shoto todoroki and he asked me "hey were you at my party on Saturday" and I said "no" you know like a liar and he said "things got really out of hand someone booked the pool table someone took a shit on my dad computer but the worst thing" he said "the worst thing is that some stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it" and I had thought that only blackout drunks and mineta can have" deku said
"Did...did I do that" deku said worried
"I figured no I wouldn't have done but I was never sure until 2 years later...relax...I'm playing video games with this kid named shinso that we also went to UA with 2 years later we've graduated by now we're playing video games for a couple hours and then shinso say to me "hey come here I want to show you something" and he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom...never a good thing to have" deku said sternly
The theatre is silent to see what it is
"He shows me a tiny room that has covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people parties over the years"deku said sternly again
Needless to say everyone was shocked
"And I said "why...why do you do this" and shinso said because it's one thing you can't replace" Deku said with a mischievous smile on his face
"No kidding" kirishima said
"That the end of that story but how fucked up is that right that's crazy so I don't drink anymore" deku said with is hand on his head
Uraraka said "reasonable reason to stop drinking"
"After what shinso did in this universe I think that is reasonable choice that anyone would make" kaminari said