Sooo this is just something I'm gonna do occasionally were I just write a one shot that my friends and I come up with together (btw there is our commentary in bold) it is always the same characters but different friend helping and different plot.
---------------thx Pavitra
Also this is Marauders time btw
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"Nooooooooooo" Narcissa whined. She was glued (not literally) to Lucius' bed and didn't want to get up. "Cissy get up!" Lucius begged. "Tom! Help me!" "No. You're on your own." "What sort of friend are you?!" Tom remained silent.
(A/n:
Me: I want Tom to be THAT BITCH
Pavitra: *proceeds to re-enact the THAT BITCH tik tok*
ME:...)
"What's going on?" Y/n asked stepping into the two boys dormitories. "Narcissa won't get off Malfoy's bed and won't give him his hoodie back so we are unable to lock our dorm with her still in here." Tom informed. "And I'm NOT locking Narcissa in here cause I know she'll steal all my jumpers and anything she can get her grabby little hands on!" Lucius argued. "Careful Malfoy that's your girlfriend your talking about." Y/n warned.
Y/n jumped onto Tom's bed. "No you too!" He whined. "Yes me too." Y/n smirked, stealing his green hoodie from the end of the bed and putting it in on herself. "Are you comfortable now?" Tom asked sarcastically. "No." Y/n scooted into his bed under the silk sheets. "Now I am." Y/n smiled at him. Both Tom and Lucius grumbled. "Get out and take my hoodie off y/n." Tom demanded. "No." "Yes." "Nah." "Yes!" "Yeah nah." "Karmas a bitch Riddle." "Shut up Malfoy!" L/n and Riddle glared at the platinum blonde.
(A/n:
Me: that's us
Pavitra: that's us)
Y/n turned to the left and rummaged through her boyfriends stuff. "Y/n what are you doing?" "Trying to find your secret stash." She answered simply. "I don't have one." "Oh yeah your boring. I forgot." Y/n sighed.
(A/n:
Me: why is Tom so boring?
Pavitra: just wait)
Lucius was trying to pry the hoodie off of Narcissa. "Give it back!" "No!" "Yes" "NO" "why do girls ALWAYS steal their boyfriends jumpers?" Lucius sighed, sitting down next to Tom on the spare beds. "I don't know Malfoy." The other boy spoke, rubbing his temple. "Because," Narcissa started. "Men's jumpers are bigger, warmer and more comfortable." "Fakts with a K!" Y/n said groggily. Tom chuckled softly.
(A/n:
Me: are we just making Narcissa and y/n do what we would?
Pavitra: yeah)
"Shit..." Narcissa whispered. "What?" Y/n questioned. "I forgot I have my..." Narcissa pointed down. "Awwww your poor thing!" Y/n cried. "You have what?" Lucius questioned. "Lucius, please shut up and don't asked questions." Riddle begged. "Why? I want to know." "No you don't." "But I do!" "You really don't. I'm trying to save you." "Just tell me." Lucius asked.
"BAGS NOT TELL MALFOY!" Tom and Narcissa screamed. "NOOOOOO!" Y/n cried. The other two chuckled at y/n unwillingness. "...fine. Malfoy sit down." Y/n ordered.
~~~time skip after y/n explained to Malfoy~~
"THATS DISGUSTING NARCISSA!" Lucius yelled. All 3 laughed at Malfoy's disgusted face. "Y/n has it too you know." Tom said. Lucius grumbled. The two boys looked at each other in shock and disgust. "Ew...wait...GET OFF MY BED!" Malfoy screamed. "Awww. Malfoy are you forcing your girlfriend who is in pain and unhappy at the moment, off your bed?" Y/n scolded. "Yes! She'll get her gross blood on my bed!" Lucius whined. "It's okay Cissy come here." Y/n told her softly, patting Tom's bed. "What? NO! BOTH OF YOU GET OFF!" Now it was Tom's turn to scream. "Nooooooooooo" the girls whined. "YOU'LL GET BOTH YOUR GROSSNESS ON MY BED!" "No we won't." The girls smiled. "YES YOU WILL! OFF!"
(A/n:
Pavitra: Lucius and Tom are such babies
Me: we are too shut up leave Tommy alone)
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After a long screaming match between the boys and their girlfriends, the boys gave in.
"Fine. You can stay here. BUT!" Lucius said, "if anything, ANYTHING goes missing or gets..." Lucius does a weird hand gesture towards his lower half. (A/n: both: me) "...on it, we're sleeping in your beds while you clean our dorm!" Tom nodded in agreement. "Yeh yeah whatever smellfoy." Y/n disregarded.
"What's taking your guys so long?" Rosier asked, who had just walk through the door. "We're just leaving." Riddle growled, grabbing Rosier and shoving him out the door. "Bye Rosier! Love you!" Y/n yelled, giggling along with Black. "Yeah. Love you!" Narcissa giggled. Lucius turned to Narcissa and made a mock angry face, scoffed and walked past Tom and out the door. "Bye Thomas." Y/n shooed her boyfriend out of the dorm. "Bye y/n." Tom smirked. "Love you! I guess..." Narcissa spoke, mimicking y/n's voice. "Love you too Narcissa." Tom yelled back.
*y/n and Narcissa hear a faint "What?!" from Lucius*
"FINE!" Y/n screamed in a hurt voice. Of course she wasn't really hurt by his words but wanted to mess with him. "I'm kidding...your alright y/n." Riddle smirked. Narcissa threw a pillow at him and screamed: "TELL HER YOU LOVE HER RIDDLE!" "Love you!" "MUCH BETTER THANK YOU!" And the boys left.
The two Girls laughed at themselves and their boyfriends until they heard a small "psst.". Rosier peeked his head through the door again, "look under the floorboard next to Riddle's trunk. We have to hide it cause of Lestrange." Rosier winked and closed the door. They yanked up the floorboard next to Tom's trunk and found bags and bags of lollies, sweets and drinks. "Ooooh thank you Rosier." Y/n whispered.
(A/n:
Me: why can't you have a boyfriend to steal chocolate from?
Pavitra: cause I'm annoying and idk how you have a girlfriend
Me: true)
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A few hours later:
The boys (Rosier, Riddle, Malfoy, Lestrange etc) we're walking back from duelling club (no not Lockharts) toward the dormitory where
Y/n and Narcissa were.
"Do you think they're asleep?" Lucius asked Tom. "Knowing both y/n and Narcissa, I'd say no." Tom answered, unlocking the door.
Both y/n and Narcissa were lying on their boyfriends beds, covered with lolly packets and drink bottles, taking to each other.
(A/n:
Me: okay, THAT is us
Pavitra: oh definitely)
"What the fuck?" Lucius asked shocked. "Oops?" Narcissa answered. Y/n laughed at her best friend's uncertainty. "Oops indeed. Where in Merlin did you get all this?" Tom inquired. "Up his ass." Y/n said, triggering both girls to start laughing really hard. "You've had too much sugar." The two boys sighed, walking into the room, looking around at the mess the girls had made.
"Tom..." Lucius said, who had his eyes on the floor. "What?-oh" Tom followed Malfoy's gaze to the floor and found one of the floorboards flipped open. "But. How?" He asked, just as Evan Rosier came peeping through the door. "THANK YOU EVAN!" Narcissa and y/n synced. "DAMN IT ROSIER!" Malfoy growled, sprinting after the running away Rosier. "So THATS WHERE YOU HID THE CHOCOLATE!" Lestrange screamed.
"Y/n you look sickly." Tom said worryingly. "Ouch. Thanks Tom. I can't exactly look great if I've been eating sugar all day in my pajama's and I'm on my-" "LALALALALALLA" Tom yelled, his fingers in his ears. (A/n: me: that's my dad) "Whatever." Y/n looked at Narcissa who looked a bit more pale than usual. "Cissy looks sick." "You do too." "Shut up."
"LUCIUS MALFOY!" Y/n yelled. "Yes?" Lucius panted. "Did you catch him?" Tom asked. Malfoy shook his head no. "We'll deal with him later." Tom whispered. "MALFOY!" Y/n growled. "Yes l/n?" "Take Cissy to see Madame Pomfery. She looks very sick." Y/n ordered. "You're going to." Tom told her. "No I'm no-TOM!" Y/n screamed. Riddle picked up a whacking y/n bridal style and carried her to the Hospital wing.
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A few days later:
Y/n and Narcissa were getting out of hospital today. They had to stay a few days cause apparently ate so much sugar it made everything unbalanced blah blah blah they didn't care.
Tom walked into the hospital wing and strode past the rows of beds and towards y/n's. "How are you feeling now?" Tom asked. "Better." Y/n answered. Tom handed the girl some food he snuck from the breakfast that morning and kissed her on the head. (a/n: me: "ew boys" pavitra: "STOP SAYING THAT!")
Y/n ate the food fast and placed the plate on the bedside table. "Did you bring me chocolate?" "You in the hospital wing for eating chocolate you dumbass!" Tom scolded. He went to kiss y/n on the lips...
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Option one:
...but y/n stopped him. "I'm sorry Tom." Y/n sighed, pushing him back slightly.
(A/n:
Pavitra: WHAT why?
Me: you'll see
Pavitra: SHE JUST TURNED DOWN A KISS FROM TOM RIDDLE WTF?
Me: JUST WAIT!)
"What?" He asked worry etched onto his face.
(A/n:
Me: Tom doesn't really show emotion does he?
Pavitra: no, but he's hot and this is fan fiction so he does.
Me: mmmk)
"I'm not sure anymore." Y/n said. "About what?" "About me. About us. I just don't know anymore."
(A/n:
Pavitra: you're turning her gay aren't you? YOU ARE!
Me: SHUSHHHHHH)
"I think I'm a lesbian." Y/n whispered. "How?" Tom whispered back. "I realised Narcissa's really really hot!" Y/n giggled. "I'm sorry Tom." There was a long silence between the two. "Sorry." "What? No that's cool. Lucius is pretty hot too." Tom laughed. (#Tucius)
(A/n:
Pavitra: YOU MADE TOM GAY TOO?!
Me: Tom and Lucius would be cute together
Pavitra: ...no)
Tom and y/n remained friends it'll he became Voldy and she was like: "nah bitch I'm out" and yeeted out of his life.
(A/n:
Pavitra: now you have to make a straight version
Me:...fine.
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Option two:
...which quickly turned into a hot make out session.
"Alright! Alright! Mr Riddle if your done with Miss L/n I would like to do one final check on her please." Madame Pomfery glared, pushing in between y/n and Tom, patting y/n's head with a cloth.
"I luv you Bebe!" Y/n giggled "luv u too!" Narcissa yelled from across the hall.
(A/n:
Pavitra: now Narcissa and y/n are us! Narcissa doesn't even act like her character anymore!
Me: ITS FAN FICTION!)
"Love you Tombletoes."
(A/n:
Pavitra: *giggles* where did you get tombletoes from? *giggles*
Me: I used it in one of my other one shots
Pavitra: *giggles more* oh okay)
"Love you too...I guess."
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(A/n:
Pavitra: Jesus is this what you do for fun?
Me: Yes. I'm a boring person.
Pavitra: you are. You should do a version without our comments)
So here I am doing a version without our comments:
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"Nooooooooooo" Narcissa whined. She was glued (not literally) to Lucius' bed and didn't want to get up. "Cissy get up!" Lucius begged. "Tom! Help me!" "No. You're on your own." "What sort of friend are you?!" Tom remained silent.
"What's going on?" Y/n asked stepping into the two boys dormitories. "Narcissa won't get off Malfoy's bed and won't give him his hoodie back so we are unable to lock our dorm with her still in here." Tom informed. "And I'm NOT locking Narcissa in here cause I know she'll steal all my jumpers and anything she can get her grabby little hands on!" Lucius argued. "Careful Malfoy that's your girlfriend your talking about." Y/n warned.
Y/n jumped onto Tom's bed. "No you too!" He whined. "Yes me too." Y/n smirked, stealing his green hoodie from the end of the bed and putting it in on herself. "Are you comfortable now?" Tom asked sarcastically. "No." Y/n scooted into his bed under the silk sheets. "Now I am." Y/n smiled at him. Both Tom and Lucius grumbled. "Get out and take my hoodie off y/n." Tom demanded. "No." "Yes." "Nah." "Yes!" "Yeah nah." "Karmas a bitch Riddle." "Shut up Malfoy!" L/n and Riddle glared at the platinum blonde.
Y/n turned to the left and rummaged through her boyfriends stuff. "Y/n what are you doing?" "Trying to find your secret stash." She answered simply. "I don't have one." "Oh yeah your boring. I forgot." Y/n sighed.
Lucius was trying to pry the hoodie off of Narcissa. "Give it back!" "No!" "Yes" "NO" "why do girls ALWAYS steal their boyfriends jumpers?" Lucius sighed, sitting down next to Tom on the spare beds. "I don't know Malfoy." The other boy spoke, rubbing his temple. "Because," Narcissa started. "Men's jumpers are bigger, warmer and more comfortable." "Fakts with a K!" Y/n said groggily. Tom chuckled softly.
"Shit..." Narcissa whispered. "What?" Y/n questioned. "I forgot I have my..." Narcissa pointed down. "Awwww your poor thing!" Y/n cried. "You have what?" Lucius questioned. "Lucius, please shut up and don't asked questions." Riddle begged. "Why? I want to know." "No you don't." "But I do!" "You really don't. I'm trying to save you." "Just tell me." Lucius asked.
"BAGS NOT TELL MALFOY!" Tom and Narcissa screamed. "NOOOOOO!" Y/n cried. The other two chuckled at y/n unwillingness. "...fine. Malfoy sit down." Y/n ordered.
~~~time skip after y/n explained to Malfoy~~
"THATS DISGUSTING NARCISSA!" Lucius yelled. All 3 laughed at Malfoy's disgusted face. "Y/n has it too you know." Tom said. Lucius grumbled. The two boys looked at each other in shock and disgust. "Ew...wait...GET OFF MY BED!" Malfoy screamed. "Awww. Malfoy are you forcing your girlfriend who is in pain and unhappy at the moment, off your bed?" Y/n scolded. "Yes! She'll get her gross blood on my bed!" Lucius whined. "It's okay Cissy come here." Y/n told her softly, patting Tom's bed. "What? NO! BOTH OF YOU GET OFF!" Now it was Tom's turn to scream. "Nooooooooooo" the girls whined. "YOU'LL GET BOTH YOUR GROSSNESS ON MY BED!" "No we won't." The girls smiled. "YES YOU WILL! OFF!"
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After a long screaming match between the boys and their girlfriends, the boys gave in.
"Fine. You can stay here. BUT!" Lucius said, "if anything, ANYTHING goes missing or gets..." Lucius does a weird hand gesture towards his lower half. "...on it, we're sleeping in your beds while you clean our dorm!" Tom nodded in agreement. "Yeh yeah whatever smellfoy." Y/n disregarded.
"What's taking your guys so long?" Rosier asked, who had just walk through the door. "We're just leaving." Riddle growled, grabbing Rosier and shoving him out the door. "Bye Rosier! Love you!" Y/n yelled, giggling along with Black. "Yeah. Love you!" Narcissa giggled. Lucius turned to Narcissa and made a mock angry face, scoffed and walked past Tom and out the door. "Bye Thomas." Y/n shooed her boyfriend out of the dorm. "Bye y/n." Tom smirked. "Love you! I guess..." Narcissa spoke, mimicking y/n's voice. "Love you too Narcissa." Tom yelled back.
*y/n and Narcissa hear a faint "What?!" from Lucius*
"FINE!" Y/n screamed in a hurt voice. Of course she wasn't really hurt by his words but wanted to mess with him. "I'm kidding...your alright y/n." Riddle smirked. Narcissa threw a pillow at him and screamed: "TELL HER YOU LOVE HER RIDDLE!" "Love you!" "MUCH BETTER THANK YOU!" And the boys left.
The two Girls laughed at themselves and their boyfriends until they heard a small "psst.". Rosier peeked his head through the door again, "look under the floorboard next to Riddle's trunk. We have to hide it cause of Lestrange." Rosier winked and closed the door. They yanked up the floorboard next to Tom's trunk and found bags and bags of lollies, sweets and drinks. "Ooooh thank you Rosier." Y/n whispered.
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A few hours later:
The boys (Rosier, Riddle, Malfoy, Lestrange etc) we're walking back from duelling club (no not Lockharts) toward the dormitory where
Y/n and Narcissa were.
"Do you think they're asleep?" Lucius asked Tom. "Knowing both y/n and Narcissa, I'd say no." Tom answered, unlocking the door.
Both y/n and Narcissa were lying on their boyfriends beds, covered with lolly packets and drink bottles, taking to each other.
"What the fuck?" Lucius asked shocked. "Oops?" Narcissa answered. Y/n laughed at her best friend's uncertainty. "Oops indeed. Where in Merlin did you get all this?" Tom inquired. "Up his ass." Y/n said, triggering both girls to start laughing really hard. "You've had too much sugar." The two boys sighed, walking into the room, looking around at the mess the girls had made.
"Tom..." Lucius said, who had his eyes on the floor. "What?-oh" Tom followed Malfoy's gaze to the floor and found one of the floorboards flipped open. "But. How?" He asked, just as Evan Rosier came peeping through the door. "THANK YOU EVAN!" Narcissa and y/n synced. "DAMN IT ROSIER!" Malfoy growled, sprinting after the running away Rosier. "So THATS WHERE YOU HID THE CHOCOLATE!" Lestrange screamed.
"Y/n you look sickly." Tom said worryingly. "Ouch. Thanks Tom. I can't exactly look great if I've been eating sugar all day in my pajama's and I'm on my-" "LALALALALALLA" Tom yelled, his fingers in his ears. "Whatever." Y/n looked at Narcissa who looked a bit more pale than usual. "Cissy looks sick." "You do too." "Shut up."
"LUCIUS MALFOY!" Y/n yelled. "Yes?" Lucius panted. "Did you catch him?" Tom asked. Malfoy shook his head no. "We'll deal with him later." Tom whispered. "MALFOY!" Y/n growled. "Yes l/n?" "Take Cissy to see Madame Pomfery. She looks very sick." Y/n ordered. "You're going to." Tom told her. "No I'm no-TOM!" Y/n screamed. Riddle picked up a whacking y/n bridal style and carried her to the Hospital wing.
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A few days later:
Y/n and Narcissa were getting out of hospital today. They had to stay a few days cause apparently ate so much sugar it made everything unbalanced blah blah blah they didn't care.
Tom walked into the hospital wing and strode past the rows of beds and towards y/n's. "How are you feeling now?" Tom asked. "Better." Y/n answered. Tom handed the girl some food he snuck from the breakfast that morning and kissed her on the head.
Y/n ate the food fast and placed the plate on the bedside table. "Did you bring me chocolate?" "You in the hospital wing for eating chocolate you dumbass!" Tom scolded. He went to kiss y/n on the lips...
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Option one:
...but y/n stopped him. "I'm sorry Tom." Y/n sighed, pushing him back slightly.
"What?" He asked worry etched onto his face.
"I'm not sure anymore." Y/n said. "About what?" "About me. About us. I just don't know anymore."
"I think I'm a lesbian." Y/n whispered. "How?" Tom whispered back. "I realised Narcissa's really really hot!" Y/n giggled. "I'm sorry Tom." There was a long silence between the two. "Sorry." "What? No that's cool. Lucius is pretty hot too." Tom laughed. (#Tucius)
Tom and y/n remained friends it'll he became Voldy and she was like: "nah bitch I'm out" and yeeted out of his life.
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Option two:
...which quickly turned into a hot make out session.
"Alright! Alright! Mr Riddle if your done with Miss L/n I would like to do one final check on her please." Madame Pomfery glared, pushing in between y/n and Tom, patting y/n's head with a cloth.
"I luv you Bebe!" Y/n giggled "luv u too!" Narcissa yelled from across the hall.
"Love you Tombletoes."
"Love you too...I guess."
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Don't worry this won't be a regular thing it's just something I do with my friends when we're bored