Not even a minute had passed after Taehyung went home, and Jinwoo is already sulking.
One long conversation lead to Jinwoo claiming Taehyung as his own child.
Y/N watched him rolling on the floor and decided to let the man-child be.
She lazily dragged her feet towards her room, but was stopped by a serious and demanding tone.
"Y/N" Jinwoo called out to the girl, making her gulp.
She looked at him to see that he was now standing firmly, dusting the dirt away from his clothes.
Did someone suddenly flicked his switch?
'GO BACK TO ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND DON'T LOOK SO SCARY'
Y/N shrieked in her thoughts.
'Did he found out about the shirt that I stole from him?'
'Did he see my search history?'
'Does he know about that one time I sneaked out in the middle of the night to feed some cats?'
'Is he still mad about the prank?'
'Is he going to tell mom?'
"Let's talk" Jinwoo said, doubling the anxiety that Y/N is feeling.
'WHAT IS IT?! WHAT—'
"Marry Taehyung"
Y/N didn't know if she should smile in relief or frown in disbelief.
Her mouth parted in shock of his audacity.
"What?" She asked to confirm if he was bluffing.
"I want Taehyung as my brother-in-law, marry him" Jinwoo huffed, furrowing his eyebrows and looking at Y/N like she was the weird one.
Oh no, he was serious.
Y/N looked at her brother like he just grew two heads. She literally just met the boy today.
"I barely even know the guy"
"Then get to know him?" Jinwoo raised his eyebrows at her. "Duh"
Y/N just decided to ignore him, the best solution that always shuts him up. She dramatically turned around, making sure her hair flipped as she walked towards her room.
She cautiously looked around the place, and spotted spider toys on her bed.
Is Jinwoo trying to catch her off guard by making her think that this is the official prank, but the real one has actually yet to come?
Or is he just straight up lame?
Y/N didn't even bother to get rid of the spider toys and laid down beside it.
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[JIN SLANDER]
@jinnie92:
taehyung where are you
@taetaev
i have a new friend 😋
@jinnie92:
yeah but where are you
@notyoongi:
I'm telling you guys, he's probably kidnapped and that new friend he's talking about is his kidnapper 🙀
@hopebibi:
stop thinking negative thoughts yoongi 😨
@hopebibi:
there's no way taehyung will be kidnapped
@notyoongi:
okay then. taehyung is probably the kidnapper and the person he kidnapped is his new friend 🙀
@jiminshi:
get yoongi's phone away from him
@kimjoon:
yoongi always does this
@Y/N:
i heard someone talking shi about my bestfran? 🤨
@notyoongi:
they're bullying me n/n ☹️
@Y/N:
who is it ogi? 😡
@notyoongi:
jimin and namjoon 😔
@jiminshi:
look at him acting like the victim 😒
@jaykay:
these mfs already have a nickname for each other ew 🤢
@jaykay:
ogi sounds like a name i would give to a random rat
@Y/N:
rats are kinda cute though 🚶♀️
@jiminshi:
y/n, u saying yoongi is cute?
@notyoongi:
jimin, u saying i'm a rat? 😐
@hopebibi:
n/n sounds cute! can i call you that too? 😄
@Y/N:
YES! YES! YES! 😭
@notyoongi:
no, i made that nickname. don't steal
@hopebibi:
aw :( then would it be okay if i call you ogi? 🙁
@Y/N:
ANYTHING YOU SAY ♥
@notyoongi:
no u can't
@Y/N:
STOP BEING STINGY OGI
@Y/N:
I MADE THAT NICKNAME ANYWAY SO I DECIDE
@notyoongi:
it's a nickname for ME so I should be the one that decides 👺
@Y/N:
whatever 🙄
@hopebibi:
but :(
@jaykay:
butt‼️
@Y/N:
butt‼️
@jaykay:
LMAO 💀
@jaykay:
GREAT MIND THINKS ALIKE 💪
@Y/N:
GREAT MIND THINKS ALIKE 💪
@jaykay:
😧
@Y/N:
😦
@jaykay:
STOP FOLLOWING ME
@Y/N:
STOP FOLLOWING ME
@Y/N:
I'M NOT
@jaykay:
I'M NOT
@Y/N:
COPYCAT
@jaykay:
COPYCAT
@kimjoon:
what's happening 💀
@Y/N:
📇
@jaykay:
📇
@Y/N:
NOW WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT EMOJI
@Y/N:
WHO EVEN USES IT
@jaykay:
CLEARLY YOU
@Y/N:
oh it stopped
@jaykay:
oh it stopped
@Y/N:
NO NOT AGAIN
@jiminshi:
how about y'all leave and come back later
@jaykay:
k
@Y/N:
k
[jaykay is offline]
[Y/N is offline]
@notyoongi:
no come back, it's boring here 😭
@jinnie92:
so... is taehyung rlly kidnapped? 😮
@jinnie92:
should we call the police?
@notyoongi:
i forgot about him
@notyoongi:
but i think he's fine, u worry too much jin
@taetaev:
Y'ALL I WAS JUST EATING AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE
@taetaev:
AND THEIR FOOD TASTES BETTER THERE
@jinnie92:
THEN GO LIVE WITH THEM, UNGRATEFUL BRAT
@notyoongi:
jin is salty 💀
@kimjoon:
jin:
@jiminshi:
taehyung who?
@taetaev:
jinwoo sunbaenim!
@jiminshi:
asked?
@taetaev:
😐👉⚰️
[jaykay is online]
@jaykay:
I'M BACK 😤
@taetaev:
we don't care
[Y/N is online]
@jaykay:
so who's jinwoo?
@jiminshi:
idk we don't care about him too
@taetaev:
did i ever tell y'all that he has a pretty little sister?
@jiminshi:
WHAT
@jaykay:
WHO
@jiminshi:
SHOW US A PIC
@hopebibi:
REALLY?
@taetaev:
i don't have a pic, it's weird to secretly take a pic yk 😕
@jiminshi:
says the weird one who brings a glass of water with him in public 🙁
@kimjoon:
what does she look like?
@taetaev:
(h/c) hair, (e/c) eyes, and she has a little keychain too! she forgot to pick it up on the street so i'll just give it to her tomorrow ig
@jiminshi:
BRING ME WITH YOU
@taetaev:
didn't you just call me weird a few seconds ago
@jiminshi:
you didn't see that
@jiminshi:
that message doesn't exist
@taetaev:
okay!
@Y/N:
why is the menace suddenly nice 😟
@kimjoon:
he un-menaced
@jiinie92:
character development 🤙
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[New message from @notyoongi]
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[notyoongi]
@notyoongi:
he's talking about you isn't he?
@Y/N:
no
@notyoongi:
don't lie now
@notyoongi:
h/c hair? e/c eyes? sounds like someone that i know 😬
@Y/N:
anybody can have h/c hair and e/c eyes
@Y/N:
idiot
@notyoongi:
yeah but not every person with h/c hair and e/c eyes has a grey cat keychain with a broken right ear
@Y/N:
WHAT
@Y/N:
HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
@notyoongi:
saw it when we first talked
@Y/N:
AND HOW ARE YOU SO SURE? TAEHYUNG DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT THE DETAILS OF THE KEYCHAIN
@notyoongi:
stupid, i asked him ofc 😕
@Y/N:
WHAT ARE YOUR EYES EVEN MADE OF
@notyoongi:
my eyes is made up of three coats, which enclose the optically clear aqueous humour, lens, and vitreous body. the outermost coat consists of the cornea and the sclera; the middle coat contains the main blood supply to the eye and consists, from the back forward, of the choroid, the ciliary body, and the iris.
@Y/N:
😐
@Y/N:
suddenly i'm jared, 19, and i never learned how to read
@notyoongi:
how did you meet taehyung?
@notyoongi:
and don't even think about saying "we saw each other" 🤨
@Y/N:
☹️
@Y/N:
okay whatever
@Y/N:
why do you wanna know anyway?
@notyoongi:
curious
@Y/N:
curiosity kills the cat 🕊️
@notyoongi:
i am not a cat
@Y/N:
that's right, you're a mf rat
@notyoongi:
so you really think i'm cute?
@Y/N:
WHAT R U ON 😨
@notyoongi:
"rats are kinda cute though" 🤔
@Y/N:
i don't know what you're talking about
@notyoongi:
i'm going to screenshot it, just u wait
@Y/N:
heh
@notyoongi:
YOU DELETED IT
@Y/N:
i never ☺️
@notyoongi:
ur so annoying
@Y/N:
u hate me?
@notyoongi:
no
@Y/N:
u like me?
@notyoongi:
so how did you meet taehyung again?
@Y/N:
i just saw him while walking at the street
@notyoongi:
make it more specific 👹
@Y/N:
FINE
[y/n is typing...]
@notyoongi:
alright
seen 8:14pm
[y/n is typing...]
@notyoongi:
you're taking so long
seen 8:16
[y/n is typing...]
@notyoongi:
HELLO?????
seen 8:20pm
@Y/N:
i was just walking home when a delicate, bewitching and dazzling hand reached out to my shoulder.
i smacked his delicate, bewitching and dazzling cheeks out of fear with my ugly and cheap bag that didn't deserve to hit such a delicate, bewitching and dazzling face.
his delicate, bewitching and dazzling lips moved in a delicate, bewitching and dazzling way as he spoke with a delicate, bewitching and dazzling voice.
he looked at me with his delicate, bewitching and dazzling eyes and gave me a delicate, elegant and dazzling smile.
@notyoongi:
oh, so you saw him walking at the street? should've just told me that 🤗
@Y/N:
i hate you
@notyoongi:
wanna eat lunch together tomorrow?
@Y/N:
that's not how you ask a girl out on a date
@notyoongi:
wanna date?
@Y/N:
WHAT THE FUVK
@Y/N:
I WAS JUST JPKING
@Y/N:
HEY
@Y/N:
YPU CANR JUSR SAY THAT OUT OF NOWHERE
@notyoongi:
you freaking out?
@Y/N:
SJUT UP
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[A/N:]
yes, a double update.
also, y'all can just call me reze, no need to call me author/author-nim, 'kay? 😋
and i forgot to mention that english is not my first language, so if my grammar sounds off or sumn, then please tell me 💀